Here is a message I found its good but crude I dont know wheter to appreciate its meaning or may be laugh or maybe the guy writing this down was too emotional abt it. Here

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"


Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"


Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything..

Not bad though but I didnt knew that Bill Gates has a young daughter. Your impression abt this if any or if you dont like it stick a tag boring blog and bang me ( if you want to, but do that if you live in my town or else....).