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Monday, Dec 10, 2007

I figured I'd update real quick. I went through Halo and part of Halo 2 and it's getting harder each time I play. No I'm not referring to the difficulty, it's the redundancy of the game that makes it difficult to stomach. Honestly, I'm not sure if I can even say Halo is average, it might be that at best. The maps are reused again and again, and the same exact enemies respawn continuously, until it seemed the developers got done raping that particular portion.

It's the same problem with both. The maps are not by any means diversified. It's a labrynth of the same textures organized in the exact same manner continuously until you can't take it anymore. How anyone can play through the game is beyond me. I'm literally forcing myself to play it, and have had an easier time forcing myself to do homework.

Here's one way Halo and Halo 2 could've been better:

LOSE THE FLOOD!

The Flood is a good concept horribly executed. Essentially it's this: the greatest threat to the universe, is the easiest enemy to kill. How anyone can get infected by the stupid things is beyond me, all it take is a nice spray and some backing up. Also, once the Flood infect someone, they're just zombies! With 2 differences: The can shoot, they can jump. Again though, how you can manage to get caught by one of the little buggers goes way over my head.

Halo 2, may also be worse than the original. Eventhough there's better graphics and slightly more diversified textures, there's so many plot holes, you have to stop and wonder what the hell is even happening. Example: How was the Flood released on the second Halo when both the Covenant and the humans knew of them? Maybe I just haven't got far enough yet, but it's stupid, and there's several other dumb ones. Not to mention the Halo 2 is plagued with the same redundancy issue...

Other than Halo, I hate my math teacher. My theory of her taking random points off my assignments was proven today when I called her on her bullsh!t and she told me off. Basically, I have the same work as her, and the same answer... and it's wrong. My work is wrong because I did it, and my answer is wrong because I wrote it. I can't even tell you how many times that happened just today... I wish to Falcon Punch her cause not I have a whopping 78 average in that class. Mind you I get over a 90 on every test, so clearly I know the material. Like I said that, random points taken off. She hates me. I hate her, and I'll refrain from putting to text, what I wish to say about her, and what I wish would happen to her.

Halo sucks. Math sucks. My teacher is a c**t. I hate her face, and I wish only the worst for her.

-Rabidus

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After reading all of this Tom, I can see that you truly love Halo, Math, and your teacher.
Posted Dec 11, 2007 6:30 am PT
More than anything in the world, Ron.
Posted Dec 11, 2007 3:56 pm PT
I knew it!
Posted Dec 12, 2007 6:18 am PT
Yeah, I can't hide it. Halo has become my favorite game, and I've fallen madly in love with my math teacher. This path of self-denial has come to a dead end, and I can no longer hold back my true feelings...

LOL! I did it for the lulz.
Posted Dec 12, 2007 6:31 pm PT
Come on Tom! You can lie to me. I know you spend endless nights playing Halo 3. IT IZ TEH GWEATEST!!11!
Posted Dec 12, 2007 8:59 pm PT
Haha, if only Halo 3 were PC, I would've "borrowed" that as well. Then my critique could be totally complete. According to my friends they screwed up Halo 3 more than they did Halo 2.
Posted Dec 17, 2007 2:53 pm PT
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