I'm bored right now, so I thought I could jot down what I think would be the most outrageous, kick-ass, unbeatable baseball lineup using today's players. Here it is:

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Batters

C - Victor Martinez (Cleveland Indians)

1B - Albert Pujols (St. Louis Cardinals)

2B - Dustin Pedroia (Boston RedSox)

3B - Alex Rodriguez (New York Yankees)

SS - Hanley Ramirez (Florida Marlins)

LF - Ryan Braun (Milwaukee Brewers)

CF - Grady Sizemore (Cleveland Indians)

RF - Ichiro Suzuki (Seattle Mariners)

DH - Ryan Howard (Philadelphia Phillies)

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Pitchers

SP1 - C.C. Sabathia (New York Yankees)

SP2 - Roy Halladay (Toronto Blue Jays)

SP3 - Brandon Webb (Arizona Diamondbacks)

SP4 - Cole Hamels (Philadelphia Phillies)

SP5 - Jake Peavy (San Diego Padres)

MR1 - Carlos Marmol (Chicago Cubs)

MR2 - Brandon Morrow (Seattle Mariners)

CL - Jonathan Papelbon (Boston RedSox)

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Well, most of you probably disagree on some of it, and agree on others, but hey it was all in fun.

Hello and welcome to RD1109's Video Games Anti-Awards '09 where we will give demerits for the suckiest games of 2008 and 2009. So, without further or do, let's begin!

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The first demerit will be given to the game with the absolute worst graphics! The craptastic graphics demerit goes to....

HAZE for Playstation 3!!!!

This game is absolutely horrible! Nothing good comes from this game, and the graphics seem like it was an accident and they coded it for PS2 and not PS3. Definitely stay the eff away from this emm effin game!
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This next demerit goes to the game that had the worst storyline. The "Why am I playing this?" demerit goes to...

Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad for the Xbox 360!

Well, what's better than virtual babes bouncing around while swinging giant swords? Absolutely EVERYTHING! Who cares about this game? What a terrible idea for a video game. Anyone who spent $60 on this game was an absolute retard.

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The third demerit goes out to the single game with the most generic feel. The "stupid dumb game" demerit goes to...

FUEL for the Xbox 360/Playstation 3/PC!

This game is crappy. I was excited for it because I'm a fan of DiRT and GRID, but this game felt generic and boring. The free ride mode is horrible as well.

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The fourth demerit is for the game with the absolute worst online play. The "JESUS THIS SUCKS" demerit goes to...

Dark Sector for the Xbox 360/Playstation 3/PC!

This was the easiest one yet. This game is just plain horrible online. If you can find a game because there is like 3 people online at all times, then you will play and find that it is boring, un-instructive, and stupid. God I hate that game's multiplayer.

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The fifth and final demerit will go to the biggest overall letdown game. The demerit goes to...

HAZE for the Playstation 3!

Before Haze was released it was called "The Halo Killer", "Most anticipated game ever", and "Must-have EPIC game". I have yet to see a score over 7.0. Crappy visuals, generic gunplay, terrible voice acting, a wimpy main character, boring missions, and bad graphi... did I mention it has HORRIBLE graphics?

Imagine if Microsoft and Sony merged and made a gaming system. It shall be called the Playbox 3000. This system has a built in Windows 7 operating system and a Blu-Ray player, along with the ability to play PSOne games, PS2 games, PS3 games, original Xbox games, Xbox 360 games, PC games, and Playbox 3000 games, of course. It would be the most epic console of all time.

Features:

Windows 7 OS

100TB Hard Drive

500GB RAM

5 USB Slots

Built-in 12MP Webcam

Blu-Ray Disk Player

Skype Chat

The ability to hatch eggs

Public Transportation

Makes brownies on the fly

Grean Tea dispenser

Built-in Post Office

Airline Tickets machine

Can give an abortion

Will play basketball with you

Built-in ATM

Free Cell Phone network

Yeah, that's a hell of a system... maybe it ill come out next year!