- name:
-
Jonathan
- gender:
- Male
- DOB:
- 1992-10-01
- country:
- United Kingdom
My friends often call me pedantic and cynical. I'd like to add mildly misanthropic to that list. And too lazy to fill out this damn 'about me' box with any useful information. But if you really want to know that much about me then i'm kinda glad your not finding out. Nothing personal, just seems a bit creepy to me.
- 16 Years old. 16 years, and not a single girlfriend. You got a problem with that? So I have, but lets not mention my dark nights alone unless you have an immenant handy solution, eh?
- Sadly I lost a lot of interest in games a while back but I still fire up my Wii every now and then for a quick game of Smash Bros or Mario Kart. I like most genres, but my favourite games are always those that are a little bit quirky and differant (e.g Metal Gear Solid, Killer7). I have a union dedicated to Hideo Kojima and Suda 51 don't you know. I haven't been there in a long time though. Its what I envisage limbo to be like after my death.
- I listen mainly to metal, but i'm open to everything from classical, jazz, electronica etc. I like music that takes skill, music that takes you to far away places, or music you can just headbang to while imagining beating the crap out of the annoying guy you secretly wish you were more like cause he's fitter and more popular than you. Basically most things except rap and pop. Not that i've got anything against those genres. If you want to listen to crap music thats totally up to you ;)
- I like to read and write. My favourite authors range from Stephen King to Terry Pratchett, but I read all sorts, including a lot on ancient history, which I find fascinating. Anything that distracts me from the slog of life is good to go. I tend to write rather dark humourous stories, best described as a mix of (yes, you guessed it) and generally quite surreal. My stories were once described as the literary equivelant of Bosch by (i'd like to write a leading literary critic here) my mum.
- I play Guitar reasonably well, i'm in a band (well, 3 people who play over each other for and hour every Thursday) which i'm hoping to write some music for soon, but has hit a brick wall mainly due to the fact all the members like differant genres. My approach to music is that when in doubt, double bass and shredding guitar solos are the way forward. Our drummer likes Green Day. He's also an albino. White metal anyone?
- If you ever need an image making, feel free to message me while i'm burning my eyes out online during the day, and i'll probably be able to cook up something for you in under a week. You can check out my existing art in my images section
- If you want to add me, feel free. We'll probably never speak, but if it makes both of us look more popular and social then i'm up for it.
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