I am the victim of my own stupidity !

So I pretty much feel like an idiot. I got a video camera for Christmas, and I have figured out how to do everything except RECORD things.

I mean... I can change the date and time on the f*cking thing.
I can change color effects.
I can load the film.
I can hook it up to the tv.
I can zoom.

But I can't do the most CRUCIAL thing of all.... actually record things.

I know you are thinking of one of two things.

1. "Why doesn't she read the manual?"

2. "She is such a DA! Ha, retard can't even record with her new video camera! *hysterical laughter*."

Well, my response to #1 is my attention span doesn't work that way. My brain and crappy right eye don't mix well with small print.

My response to #2 is that is my opinion of myself at the moment.