One of my favourite shows on TV at the moment is "The Big Bang Theory" and it is just not because it is funny, because it is, it is because I love reading Chuck Lorreīs vanity cards after the show, which is also why I watch "Two and A Half Men". So here is my very own vanity card, hope you like it:
I believe all men and woman are created equal, except for Bard Pitt and Angelina Jolie who are so much better then all of us. I believe that Joss Whedon is a genius. I think it suck that you canīt choose you own family. I believe people who donīt listen to Rock and Metal are stupid. I believe the world would be a better place if Metallica was the leaders of the world. I believe religion is the source of all evil. I believe that love can only led to one thing, heart break. I believe the meaning of life is what YOU want it to be. I believe the world would be so much better without people in it. I believe that men really can not do two things at the same time.
That is it for now.
Peace, C