I will tell you, my good friends.

Because limes reproduce asexually, by budding!

Today in Math, my friend said, "How come lemons have seeds but limes don't?" So we spent all of fourth block trying to figure out whether or not limes have seeds. I came up with the theory that they're asexual. (Hey, why not?) We looked closely at someone's Lipton Green Tea bottle, which, conveniently, had limes on it. No seeds, however. We asked our black cheerleader guy friend who sucks his thumb. (not a reliable source) Finally, we asked our math teacher. She said limes had seeds. Problem solved. Apparently, my friend's Biology teacher told her that limes don't have seeds just to mess with her. Ha ha.

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Have a good week!