I love Yahtzee's game reviews. But ever since I started watching them, my answers to any question always end up finishing with me talking about a game where I am a dictator that kills the main character. Examples...

It's not coming. It's never coming. Kojima and Konami said it will stay a PS3 exclusive so all of you people forget about this one crushed dream of yours. If you want it so much buy a ****ing PS3. Personaly, I wouldn't buy it considering I've never played a single MGS game and would not know anything about the story except that Snake is after his dead brother whos arm was put one some weird dude. I don't get how anyone could possibly understand this bull **** but I don't control the minds of every game designer out there. If I did the only thing you could buy would be games where a handsome, evil, and corrupt dictator(guess who) kills you in the first half hour because I, I mean he, is such a ****ing bad ***. This is the weirdest post I've ever posted and they will only keep getting weirder. **** you Ben "Yahtzee" for corrupting my mind with your fast, british video game "reviews".

My dream game is an RPG where a handsome, evil, and corrupt dictator(guess who) takes over the world and you play as a resistance member who goes through over a thousand hours of gameplay with the main story alone(try betting that in a month) and an unthinkable amount of side quests, having 10 side quests come out every week as FREE DLC for the rest of humanity. You could use an armada of over five thousand weapons, have over ten thousand pieces of fully customizable armour and fully customizable characters. It would also have the worlds best multiplayer letting people help you out or battle it out in over fifteen differnet game modes spanning HUNDREDS of maps. In the end of the story, your multi-year journey would come to an end when the dictator viciously kills you because I am such a ****ing bad ***.

P.S. The game would be an Xbox360 EXCLUSIVE. Take that Sony fanboys.

P.S.S. I am NOT a Microsft fanboy.

P.S.S.S Really, I'm not.

P.S.S.S.S. Stop looking at your screen like that. I am NOT, repeat NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT a mindless Microsoft fanboy. If you don't believe me then **** you.

As a closing statement I must once again say, **** YOU BEN "YAHTZEE" CROSHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!