Yes, the rumors are true: Voy a Florida, punks! (That's that crazy espanol language. It means I'm going to Florida.) Happily, I will be able to continue posting during...uhh...the 6th to the 12th. Which is good. Very good. I mean, where would the Jak 3 board go without it's friendly neighborhood dictator to guide it along? STRAIGHT TO HELL, THAT'S WHERE! MWAHAHAHAHA! PH1R3!!!!!!11111111111 FROM THE SKIES! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Wow, that was a lot of idiocy, huh? Well, you heard it here: I'm getting out of Missouri for a week so I can go to a state that went Republican for some fun. PARTY!