A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective,Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone.A few days later he received this report:
Most Honorable Sir,
You leave house. I watch house. He comes to house. I watch he. He and She leave house.I follow. He and She go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He ki$$ She. She ki$$ He. He strips She.She strips He. He play with She. She play with He. I play with me......... I fall off tree.
I no see.
No Fee
Chen Lee