A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective,Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone.A few days later he received this report:

Most Honorable Sir,

You leave house. I watch house. He comes to house. I watch he. He and She leave house.I follow. He and She go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He ki$$ She. She ki$$ He. He strips She.She strips He. He play with She. She play with He. I play with me......... I fall off tree.

I no see.

No Fee

Chen Lee

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a constructionsite. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."

He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple of hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese a fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replies, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnayfin' him either."

The foreman is really angry now and storms off towards the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy ...Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells: "SUPPLIES!!"