Good riddance to this P.O.S. site
I loathe tv.com. I tried extremely hard to be open minded when TV Tome sold out and everything moved to this abbhorant site, but it never grew on me. Despite that, I stayed on, fought the... I Wonder...
I wonder why Zorro was called "the gay blade." Could he have done more to the foes that he made? I wonder why John Lennon had to just die As that crazy man with the gun rushed past by. Why do... Feline
He laid contorted with jaw agape, plasma drooling from his veins and gathering in a pool that surrounded his cranium, oozing and inching its way toward his torso. The pain had ceased, yet still his... Time
Time passes quickly, you blink, then it's gone And after one moment, the next comes along They stretch out for decades but when you reflect You're losing more -- you see, they all connect ... The Little Dog
The little dog slinked up the porcelain toilet bowl, perched himself precariously upon the seat, dunked his head in and lapped at the water. He then leapt from the throne and pranced to the corner... Realization
Back before the days were long When I was another man Thought that I was never wrong Now I just can't understand Who the hell I thought I was Someone I could never be I'm just saying this... Blood-Craving Psychopath
Walls of white, they hold me in To keep me free of mortal sin A blood-craving psycho, I am known to be So I've embraced it -- that was destiny It was a thrill to hear them all scream ... Twisted & Depraved Poems
I found a notebook filled with poetry that I wrote a long time ago, most of which nobody's ever seen before -- though some of it was passed around my hometown when I was a kid. A lot of it is... Jasper Jenson
Old Jasper Jenson, he jostled the gin He tipped over the bottle and threw some ice in He lifted and tilted, then swallowed it down And then he proceeded to act like a clown Old Jasper Jenson... Here I Sit
The world is crashing down and here I sit There's mayhem all around and here I sit And yet I wonder why my life has passed me by Sometimes I'd like to die, but here I sit Too depressed to... Jessica Jungerman
Jessica Jungerman hated her son Concieved out of nowhere, the damage was done He sprang from her loins and he cried every day She just could not endure more this way While her son was... Bride
He walked aloof and swung his arms Around from side to side He spent his childhood on a farm To await his betrothed bride Then one day, he took a cat And grinned from ear to ear He said,... The Days of Old
As the sun sets in the sky I can feel the autumn rain Dripping slowly from up high Onto my window pane Though the moon is out of sight And the sun is out of mind I can feel my skin grow... Men and Women
Lady Godiva rode nude on a horse A man couldn't do that -- it would hurt, of course There's a sun in the sky and a man on the moon Yet men reach their climax always too soon A woman's from... You
You have a big zit on your nose There's crusty old jam in your toes There's dirt in your hair and I just don't dare To mention your pitiful clothes You know, there's some food on your face ... Kitty Klingerman
Kitty Klingerman can't cope with crime It's all that she thinks about all of the time Insomnia plagues her, so she wields a gun In case she's assaulted by some unknown one She shot at a cat... Here Lies the Body of...
Here lies the body of Cynthia York Her husband stabbed her to death with a fork The day he went nuts, he jabbed it in her guts And said that she tasted like pork Here lies the body of Danny... TV Rage
Like many others, I was sad to see TV Tome go and have been increasingly annoyed by this constantly-locking, ill-concieved site known as tv.com. Somebody contacted me (through tv.com, no less)... The True Tale of the 40 Drunk Santas
Forty drunk Santas all ran through the street They looted the storefronts and ate all the sweets They robbed the pedestrians, smashed all the cars After they'd vacated the local bar They...