CC is not a type of alcohol

Going to "The Cliff" does not involve hiking, biking, or any other recreational activity.

You can swear in at least 4 different languages (English, Lebanese, Portuguese, Italian).

You know several people named Gino and Charbel, and think this is normal.

You think Windsor is awesome.

You think the tomato fest "gets lamer and lamer every year"…as if once upon a time it was actually good.

You put ketchup on everything.

You've waited in line behind 15 Mexicans at the grocery store.

Every street is either "Highway 3" or "old Highway 3"

You think circling the dock is a fun activity.

You've driven in the Beer Store through the "Out" and left through the "In"

You'll still go to a movie theatre even if it only has 3 crappy screens, crappy food, crappy sound, and a crappy movie selection.

You've driven past at least 7 yard/garage sales on any given Saturday.

You thought the McDeal was a good reason to walk to Mcdonald's and be late for period

You're immune to penicillin

You think the best thing in the world when in another city is to be able to get food between the hours of 1am and 6am.


You see a Tim Horton's on every street corner.

You have a teacher you likes to look down girls shirts and "accidently" rubs his body against them.

"Going out" means going to Jose's.

Forget the garbage can…you'll go out of your way to find a tennis court for your cigarette butts.

You lived through the depression (by depression, I mean when DirectTV was zapped).

"What the **** is a crosswalk?"

You recognize the names of more old folks homes than names of Prime Ministers.

You've used a shovel that was meant for snow to shovel June Bugs at least once in your life.

Throwing American dollar bills is for weddings, not strip clubs.

You or someone you know installs satellite dishes.

Taco Bell was a novelty when you were young.

You've played euchre with someone other than your grandma….
…for money.

You took Driver's Ed with either a little Asian man or big Arab man.

No open bar = no RSVP.

You've worked in a greenhouse.

As sad as it is, you'll admit that the construction of Wal-Mart was probably the most significant thing that's happened to our town in the last 10 years....

...and it's all true.>__>