Ned: You're ticketing her?

Fassion Poliec: Yes, and you. The 50's are over. And your dressed like a janitor!

Gordy: I am a janitor.

Skipper: Koalski, Opptions.

Koalski: I can't Skipper, they took my Opptions notepad two days ago.

Ned: I can't hear you, I'm hitting a dead zone... I think I'm breaking up.

Suzy: What?

Ned: I'm breaking up, I'm Breaking Up!

Suzy (Gasp) : Then don't ever call me again Ned Bigby!

(Underground) Skipper: Koalski, Opptions. (pause) Oh, right, he's up there...

(Back above ground) Koalski: I've come up with some options! ... Does anyone want to hear them?

Timmy: Never. Do. That. Again!

Mark: Oh, I'm sorry. You mean, SAVE YOUR LIFE!?

Skipper: You see, I don't know the meaning of the word 'surrender'!

Koalski: 'Surrender' is a verb, Skipper, meaning to yeild or give up... Oh right. Uh, I'll do it myself (Slapps self)