Thursday, Jul 30, 2009
What the ****? What the ****?!?
I'm riding on my scooter, doing about 40 mph with traffic, when... get this... a ****ing BEE flies into my ****ing HELMET and ****ing stings me in my ****ing ear!
What the ****?!?
I was swerving in my lane, riding with one hand while my other hand is jammed up into my helmet trying to dig the little ****er out of my ****ing helmet. It's in my ear! There's a ****ing bee in my ear!
How? How the **** does this happen? What are the odds?!? ****! ****, I say!
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Posted Jul 30, 2009 4:25 pm PT
At 40mph? What the hell! I imagine that was quite a shock and you did well not to wreck.
Posted Jul 30, 2009 7:34 pm PT
Posted Jul 30, 2009 9:13 pm PT
That's pretty crazy. I imagine I would have probably pulled off the road somewhere and taken the helmet off to get rid of the bee. The funny thing is, I bet you flew into the bee instead of the reverse. So technically it was your fault!
Posted Jul 31, 2009 6:03 am PT
Just happy you made it to your computer alive.....
Posted Jul 31, 2009 9:07 am PT
@LikeHaterade
I didn't hit it. It hit me. It was a deliberate and malicious assault upon me. I could see it in the bee's eyes... he had a bad upbringing; lots of pent-up rage. The bee was looking for an outlet, and chose me - a poor innocent bystander.
I didn't hit it. It hit me. It was a deliberate and malicious assault upon me. I could see it in the bee's eyes... he had a bad upbringing; lots of pent-up rage. The bee was looking for an outlet, and chose me - a poor innocent bystander.
Posted Jul 31, 2009 9:12 am PT
I know the feeling. One time I was biking down a large hill of a sidewalk, and a flower flew into my hair. I quickly put my hand up from my bike to get it out, and all of a sudden a large stinging pain went into my hand. A bee had stung me.
Posted Jul 31, 2009 12:46 pm PT
Next time, shoot the mother*****.
Posted Aug 10, 2009 3:08 am PT
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