I have been granted a magical door to open once and go wherever I want to go. This is where I would go.

I step through the door and come out in a beautiful forest with life size mushrooms and dragons flying overhead. As I walk a little farther I see trolls and gnomes everywhere. They are scurring left and right picking up little rocks of gold. I see grabbles laying all over the ground and I hear music playing. I also see ponds, lakes and rivers made of mountain dew. I follow a lane to a field of cowboy hats. I follow a path from the field to another field filled with brand new Lambergini Diablos, I count at least 50 and all are differant colors. I realize that I was only allowed to open this magical door once. So now I must stay here. I quickly start searching for a place to sleep and look for some food. I can see a building in the distance so I proceed to walk towards it. When I arrive in front of the building I see that it is a very large castle with a moat, also made of mountain dew. I know I will never be thirsty again now. Next, I go inside the castle and I see stacks and stacks of White Castle hamburgers. With these I will never be hungry again. I guess I have found my new home in my make believe place on the other side of my MAGICAL DOOR.

1.  Parking on a two lane street.
 
Why do people do this? Have they no consideration for the passing cars?  Do they really want to see an accident that could possibly damage their own car?
 
2.  Slow drivers in the hammer lane
 
The hammer lane should be used to pass a vehicle and that is all.  Not for sight seeing or just traveling down the road.  I do not agree with passing any vehicle in the right lane just because the driver is too ignorant to get out of the left lane.
 
3.  People who walk dogs in other peoples yards.
 
This has to be my biggest complaint.  Why are dog owners so rude and lazy.  I have a big enough job cleaning up my own dogs mess.  This is just plain rude.
 
4.  Drivers who don't make squared off left turns.
 
You drivers that want to make your left hand turn and come left of center into my lane, ya better beware because I could just creep forward a little and let ya hit me, any police report would say it was your fault.
 
5.  Phone calls before 8 am and after 10 pm.
 
No explaination needed for this one.