Tally the results up, and the total at the end will tell you what percent of an idiot you are .

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [x ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 8

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bitinto it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 14

21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have ran into a closed door
24. [] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
25. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
26. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
28. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
29. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 18

30. [] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
31. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
32. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
33. [] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
34. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
35. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
36. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
37. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
38. [x] Walked into a pole or a wall
39. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 24

40. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
41. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
42. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
43. [] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
44. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
45. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
46. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
47. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
48. [] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
49. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 31

50. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
51. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
52. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
53. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
54. [] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
55. [] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
56. [] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
57. [x] Forgot your own phone number
58. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
59. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 38

60. [] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
61. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it *cough*
62. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
63. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
64. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
65. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
66. [] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
67. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
68. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
69. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 45

70. [] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
71. [] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
72. [x] Ran into a door jam
73. x[] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
74. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
75. [] Have purposely licked playground sand
76. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
77. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
78. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
79. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 51

80. [] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
81. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
82. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.
83. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (Story of my life. )
84. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
85. [ ] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone .
86. [] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
87. [] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
88. [] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
89. [] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 54

90. [] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
91. [] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
92. [] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
93. [] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
94. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
95. [x] Read a page in a book but during that you weren't even paying attention and had to start over
96. [] You have spelled your own first name wrong before
97. [ ] You have spelled your own last name wrong before
98. [] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a ****br />100.[] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Running Total: 57
57% idiot...oh cr*p probably not best to hear that 2 days before you begin exams!!

On a not-so-suckish note, 46 days till OXEGEN! 'Europe's Favourite Rock 'N' Roll Weekend!' omfg so excited!!!!!!!!!!! And also my friend's 18th is on friday so yeah, SESSION!!

All at once I'll be celebrating: end of tests; end of 5th year; Sharon's 18th; my 17th!! (because once that clock hits midnight, BAM! It's my birthday! And I plan to begin 17-ness in true Irish fashion- drinking!

Plus, we're doing Tequila shots!! YAY in-keeping with our French Exchange tradition which only happend once! But who cares, it's fun! And then the next day when I come home, it'll be my dad's birthday party with all my cousins and stuff and I'll be llike..hungover =(

"How does it feel to be 17??"

"SH*TE!!" haha, can totally imagine it! EXAMS THIS WEEK =( But seeing as I don't have any tomorrow, I'm staying at home to study..joy!

C'est tout pour maintenant xoxo

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Did a few times =) I'm a rebel

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I don't understand how can they be tucked out?

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
no

5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
never do

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
no

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
...can I say neither?

8. Do you have freckles?
Whenever I go on holidays to a really hot place I come back with a few but then they disappear

9. Do you always smile for pictures?
ALWAYS except when i'm making stupid faces

10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
english accents (sorry!) And when everyone I know goes to New York but not me =( Also the town where I live...can't stand the damn place

11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
no but I count other things..think i have OCD

12. Have you ever peed in the woods?
ewh no

13. What was the last thing you spent money on?
a goujon roll...yummy

14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
always

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
yeah, I get soooo distracted

16. What did you do today?
Went to school, had sports day but it rained so that sucked..just basically hung out with the girls and had a laugh..came home & studied for my summer exams (2weeks aaargh!)

17. What size is your bed?
Double .

18. What is your Song of the week?
I would have to saaaay......"sex on fire" by KOL, whatever I know it's old but they played it today on the speakers & it reminded me of Belgium...plus I'm gonna see it live in July! Yeah babyy!

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Yeah sure, as long as it's not overdone

20. Do you still watch cartoons?
yaah, like Spongebob is cool!

21. Whats your least favorite movie?
...that is a toughie..I hate really realllllly scary films & dance films like Step-up & sh*tty sci-fi..oh and action!

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
I'm a Lismoron at heart so there probably

23. What do you drink with dinner?
Water

24. Who were the last 5 people to text you?
Laura , my 2 sisters, Niamh and Aoife

25. What is your favorite food?
Pepper steak...and chinese food! POPCORN and also ice-cream

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
GREASE, Twilight, John Tucker

27. Last person you called?
Niamh

28. Last person to call you?
Laura

29. Do you have a You Tube account?
Yeah but I don't remember how to get on to it

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
I wrote a note to my mom yesterday telling her my aunt rang

31. Can you change the oil on a car?
No, I'm sooo freakin stupid at cars

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
nope

33. Ran out of gas?
i.dont.drive.

34. Favorite kind of sandwich?
tuna melt....niiice

35 Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Full Irish baby!

36. What is your usual bedtime?
....now-ish

37. Are you lazy?
yes, without a shadow of a doubt

38. What are you doing this Friday?
school....homework =(...dvd and popcorn with the sisters...sweet

39. What is your Chinese astrological sign?
I'm not chinese how the hell should I know?

40. How many languages can you speak?
English, Irish, French, like 2 Chinese sentences and a few German phrases and I do a killer English accent! Annoys the crap out of everyone! =)

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
amm no..but we get the Skymag every month

42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Lego because I dunno what the other thing is

43. Are you stubborn?
Unreal

44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Awh I wish we had those shows over here!! Kenny and Tubridy are pieces of sh*te!

45. Ever watch soap operas?
HATE

46. Afraid of heights?
amm....i have bad balance so I fall over looking up but looking down from a height I don't really have a problem, no.

47. Sing in the car?
I sing everywhere baby!

48. Dance in the shower?
...yes

49. Dance in the car?
....yes, everywhere

50. Ever used a gun?
no we don't have many of those ovre here, I've never really seen a real gun

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
umm...when I was 11...I hate that picture sooo much!

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
NO...well yes but thats the appeal!

53. Is Christmas stressful?
no...it is when I'm broke but Christmas is great craic

54. Every tripped over your own feet?
all the damn time

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
apple? or peach

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
teacher (until recently) singer (till i realized I cant sing) actress (just a fantasy).......oh I wanted to be the host of Art Attack!!

57. Do you believe in ghosts?
I dunno, I've never had any reason to believe in them

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
yes, a good few actually

59. Take a vitamin daily?
I meant to take a calcium one everyday but I have a head like a sieve

60. Wear slippers?
yeah theyre piggys and theyre comfy!

61. Wear a bath robe?
yup

62. What do you wear to bed?
tshirt and pants

63. Favorite sweater?
...I do like my Waterford jersey (im so patriotic!)...I dunno actually I have a few

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
The only one I've been to was Wal-Mart so I'll go with that! Big-ass shop, puts lil auld Tesco to shame!

65. Nike or Adidas?
Nike

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
Fritos? Ill go with Cheetos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Dry-roasted peanuts

68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
nope but I know what it means! haha

69. Ever take dance lessons?
Irish dancing....I sucked

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
no...never given any thought to that actually

71. Can you curl your tongue?
yep its genetic

72. Ever won a spelling bee?
we dont do them here

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
yeah I am over emotional

74. Own any record albums?
are they different from normal albums? Or do you mean like vinyl? 'Cause no

75. Own a record player?
we have one but it doesnt work

76. Regularly burn incense?
no, smell hurts my nose

77. Ever been in love?
I don't think so

78. Who would you like to see in concert?
KOL, the Killers, Snow Patrol (sweet because I am gonna see them!! OXEGEN) Britney Spears, Beyonce I'd say shed be amazing live....I'd like to see Obama give a speech, he is so cool I was rooting for him since the start!

79. What was the last concert you saw?
Rihanna.....NO I saw the Coronas last May in Dublin (and will again in July! So freakin excited)

80. Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot. But I do like iced tea

81. Tea or coffee?
COFFEE but I do love my tea, the kettles ALWAYS on in my house

82. Sugar or snickerdoodles?
sugar because I havent a clue what the other yoke is

83.Can you swim well?
yeah I'm a really good swimmer actually

84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
yep

85. Are you patient?
Patience isnt in my vocabulary, its a flaw, also genetic

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
Both, band to start off the night and DJ to finish because everyones pretty merry by then! =)

87.Ever won a contest?
yeah I won a few art ones

88. Ever have plastic surgery?
no, don't really plan on it either

89. Which are better black or green olives?
I don't know

90.Can you knit or crochet?
I used be able to knit

91. Best room for a fireplace?
sitting room so you can sit there with a cupppa coffee/tea with your favorite show/movie while it crackles away & you can ignore the pouring rain outside

92. Do you want to get married?
yeah, of course!

93. If married, how long have you been married? can't answer yet

94. Who was your HS crush?
Considering I'm still in 'high-school', I still have it

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
yes!

96. Do you have kids?
no

97. Do you want kids?
yes

98. Whats your favorite color?
pink or red...or black..blue..green...I'm realllllllly indecisive I like them all

99. Do you miss anyone right now?
yes, a few people

100. What are you doing tomorrow?
school...then watching One Tree Hill

My stupid moment of the week, which actually shows I'm not THAT patriotic...me & my sisters were watching Friends when they play the game to name 50 states in 6 mintues so I said "lets name all 32 Irish counties in 4 minutes!!!" and I could only name 22...and that was nothing to do with the time...it was kinda shameful. I missed TEN freakin' counties!!! My sister will never let me live in down...consdiering I then went on to name 35 American states in 6 minutes....oooopsy!!

You Know You're Irish When:

You start preparing for St. Patrick's Day in January.
You understand what Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig oraibh means!
You think Guinness should be in its own food group.
You can count the number of times you've had a tan on one finger.
its pissing rain and you say "Ah sure it's only a drizzle!"
You know how to pronounce Celtic and not like the Boston Celtics!
St Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland and that explains everything.
You go for a pint with your parents.
You can connect your freckles to make a nice geometric pattern.
You swear well.
You have a crucifix dangling from your car mirror to prevent possible car crashes.
When most of the good things in life are either illegal, immoral or fattening.
You can speak Gaelic or you're dying to learn some!
You think U2 is the greatest band on earth even better than the Beatles.
Andrea Corr is hot!
You think hangovers are a myth, probably chased out of Ireland by Patrick himself.
The Cranberries are not a fruit!
You know what goes in an Irish coffee.
Your friends tell you don't you think you've had enough Guinness this evening and you reply no.
Irish soda bread is yummy and you know how to bake it!
Irish breakfast is devine.
You know what hurling is.
The further you get from Ireland, the more Irish you get.
You know someone called "Mac" or "Murph".
You correct people that your not just Irish your from County ______.
You know what Gaelic football is.
Your parents would kill you if you broke the Waterford Crystal.
There's been days that you've had potatoes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
You think you sing very well.
The Irish Potatoe famine should NEVER EVER be forgot.
You like to argue...cause you are always right..and when you aren't no way will you admit it!
You love a good brawl and speakin your mind and occasionally this gets you in trouble...ok more than occasionally!
You wear a very itchy lamb wool sweater and a golden claddagh ring.
You've lost your temper... many times.
You have flaming red hair or know a fellow lad or lass who does or you are "black Irish".
You enjoy craic!
You were pleased with the Irish James Bond, Pierce Brosnan.
You have a sister named Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary.
You have a brother named Kevin, Frank, Mike or Patrick.
You don't see anything wrong with boiled food.
You go crazy over spices as most of the food you normally eat doesn't contain them and forget it if they are too hot.
You are oddly poetic after a few beers, a regular James Joyce.
When you call your parents Mam and Daa not Mum/Mom and Dad!
Nothing Compares to you Sinead!
You believe you have the most beautiful accent in the world.
The phrase United Kingdom & "Northern Ireland" pisses you off. >>>hell yes! so goddamn annoying!
Being a double first name Mary is not unusual especially for MaryKate's, Maryann's, MaryTyler's and Marybeths.
If you are Irish American you think the English are to blame for the world's ills and you relate to people of other nations that were occupied by the Brits (pretty much most of the planet).
You relate well to the Irish guy in braveheart.
The kettle is always on. You fry tomato's and mushrooms as part of your breakfast. Eggs and chips can be considered dinner. You got nuts and fruit for halloween and money for you communion
You are proud of your rebellious nature.
You've seen "Darby O'Gill and the Little People", and you liked it..you know you did.
You are also a hopeless romantic.
Its Padraig not Patrick and Maire not Mary.
If you are Irish American you make up part of over 3.9 million people of Irish heritage!
If your from Ireland you make up 6 million.
You are still recovering from your guilt laden Catholic upbringing.
You believe SUPERMACS is the best fast food chain in the world....
You Complain about the Weather in Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter.
You know the location of every Irish bar/village in every country you've visited.
You give directions to people using pubs, church & hedges instead of street names.
A Traffic Jam is when you are stuck between a herd of sheep on a main road for an hour..
You get a cramped hand from a short drive in the country saluting every farmerr you see in a field/car..
If you are Irish American you love the Kennedys.
You mourned JFK Jr. twice..the first time was when he got married.
You dance a mighty fine jig especially after a Guinness or three.
If you are a Catholic First Communion and Confirmation were great because you got gifts from your relatives afterwards!
You cannot dance using your hands to save your life and Middle Eastern bellydancers seem way to flexible for you.
Green is the best color of the rainbow.
You are scared of banshees.
Your mother read you stories about the Giant's Causeway and Fionn mac Cumhail.
Everyone teases you about leprechauns. You correct them by telling them that they are the "little people/fairies" and you shouldn't disturb them lest they lay a curse on you!
You love your magnificent Celtic heritage.
Drinking improves your foriegn language skills!
Your proud that the Irish have had two female Presidents especially when the Yanks have yet to elect a female President.
Frank McCourt is the greatest literacy mind ever.
If you marry someone who isn't Irish they can't help but love the Irish culture!
You are thrilled that Hollywood finally discovered such fine Irish lads as Cillian, Stuart, Liam, Colin, and Jonathan.
You are waiting to Hollywood to rediscover the Irish lasses!
The Chieftians play the most beautiful music.
Listening to U2 has made you cry at least once.
You are damn hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Verdict: Strangely accurate...makes me feel like a right culchie...