So I was reading the paper during my break time and the headline of the sports page was

Schism In Vikings Locker Room

The story revolved around how there is a rumor breaking out in the media that there is a schism in the Vikings Locker Room centering around Brett Favre and Tarvaris Jackson fighting for starting QB. When interviewed about this Brett Favre had this to say:

"I don't even know what that word means"

Tackle, Jared Allen expanded

"I will not answer any schism questions only regular ones. I don't think anyone here knows what schism means let alone use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD the first time I heard it"

This just really made me laugh though

Anyways, tomorrow I am going to the Minnesota State Fair to see Lynyrd Skynyrd and to eat some Pronto Pups, maybe try out the new food offerings

-Hot dog on a stick with cottage fries impaled on the hot dog

-Roasted Pig Cheek

-Possibly try the Deep Fried Coke

and many more and for Dudersaper

Hot dog impaled with cottage fries!

Voila!,

Oblivionfan10