hated herself because of her blindness. Not only did
she hate herself but she hated everyone else, except
her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She
said that if she could only see the world, she would
marry her boyfriend.
"One day someone donated a pair of eyes to her and
then she could see everything--including her
boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, 'Now that you can
see the world, will you marry me?' The girl was
shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too,
and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in
tears, and later wrote a letter to her that simply
said, 'Just take care of my eyes dear.'
"Too often we change when our status changes. Only a
few remember what life was like before and even fewer
remember who to thank for always being there when
times were painfully unbearable.
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable."' The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable?'" The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. She'll read it slow."..........Com-for-ta-ble....Come-For-The-Bull
* Say the Color not tht the word
