I was moving from one apartment to another these days and my brother was helping me to pack everything up. We managed to include not one, but TWO watching of "X-Files: I want to believe" (at first midnight pre-premiere some alarm went off and film was stopped, and then continued without sound for ten minutes or so, so we got free tickets for midnight pre-premiere the next night). And we managed to joke a lot. My brother said something silly that made me say "You`re so weird you`d have your own X-File", and so it started - a kind of contest - who can think of more such statements.

Here is what we thought of untill now:

You`re so weird that...

... you would have your own X-File

... even Mulder would need proof of you

... wour weirdness measures up with Skinner`s baldness

... you would have your own conspiracy revolving around you

... even Lone Gunmen would think you`re strange

... Cancer-man would never want to kill you

... even Scully couldn`t find proof of your existence

... aliens would never abduct you

... you`d keep X-Files opened forever

... your weirdness alone would stop alien invasion

... every monster-of-the-week runs away from you

... you make Mulder look normal

... black oil would make you normal

... shapeshifters would never want to shape-shift into you

And here we are, preparing for the movie: