Hello folks! If you wonder what happened to me after July 4th well here's wathappened. I ended up discontinuing the Summer Rambler because I was getting nowhere with it. But my last week was pack. I spent a whole week at Eagle Eyrie in Boonsboro for MC2 week. It'sa church event where you pick a mission that you stick with all week. I picked Drama and Music and I loved it!!! It was the greatest week at any church I had. I preformed skits and sang and even learned some Zulu. I was actually saddened when I left. But I had fun. I got some cool stuff and learned something. I learned that I am now addicted to Scrubs! I love that show!!!!! Shame they gonna end it. What I got was a cool shirt for participating in MC2, and we also went to a mall for soemfree time one day where I got an awesome DJ Soundwave T-Shirt and Custom Robo Arena. I'm addicted to that game too.
Now you're probably wondering why is Chuck Norris at the end of my title? Well for the entire time at camp, we'd spend 10,15 minute drives into Lynchburg to do our performances. While riding we'd sing, tell jokes, and us guys would end up telling Chuck Norris facts. So I've compiled my list ofmy top 10 Chuck Norris facts but I propose a challenge for you. I'll put my favorite 3 as the top 3. If you can think of one better than my three, I'll put it into the top three. So here we go:
NEWMANFAN14's TOP 10 CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
10. There is no such thing as tornadoes. Chuck Norris hates trailer parks.
9. CHuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
8. Chuck Norris once went into a lake to relieve himself. 5 days later the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles crawled out.
7. The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong ways ONCE!
6. When you're Chuck Norris, everything + everything = 1...... One Roundhouse kick to the face!
5. Chuck Norrisonce delivered a roundhouse kick so fast it opened up a hole in time, kicked Amelia Earhart and caused her to crash.
4. The opening scenes from Saving Private Ryan are based offa Dodgeball game Chuck Norris played in Second Grade.
THE TOP THREE!!!!!!
3. ChuckNorris ownsa piece of property between Florida,Bermuda, and Puerto Rico. We know this as the Bermuda Triangle. Chuck Norris does not tolerate trespassers.
2. Chuck Norris always wins but he can never lose, so when Chuck Norris goes back in time to fight himself, the whole Space-Time continuum would cease to exist.
1. Jesus mqay have walked on water, but Chuck Norris SWAM ON LAND!!!!
Good Luck!
