Hey, it's been about a week since my 2nd year anniversary, but I've been caught up with make up work from being sick for 3 days. This new flu sure hits you hard. But, it's a happy occasion so LET"S PARTY TIL WE DROP TIRED!!!!!

*I push big button on stereo system and begin to play loud rock music.*

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!

*I leave party for a second.*

So what have I accomplished in 2 years on CNet.

1. I've gone to HOLY LEVEL 10!!!!!

2. I've reached Metal Slime on GS.

3. Became leader of the Digital Empire DS. (Which is now Transformers Empire DS)

4. I've destroyed my rep. over the whole tv.com reformat. (Which I still feel like a jackass for doing. Esp. what I did to peplarry.)

5. Basked in the Community Sunlight

Well, that's just 5 things, but now for my top 6 friends. In no particular order:

1. Cannonvicktor/Ignauticka: My right hand man in WORLD DOMINATION!!! and master of diaster in RPGs.

2. Arrowhokie: He's just a solid firiend. You know, one of the few people who didn't blow up over my opinion in the TV reformat.

3. JJ/wwecwcw: She's permantlyon my list for being my first friend.

4. Kristy101: 'Cuz she's just awesome!

5. GaaraOfTheFunk6: 'Cuz she's the only one to want to be my sweetheart.....whatever that means.

6. Zamxus: Makin awesome little stories is awesome. and he's a good RPGer.

Well, if I didn't recognize you, then tell me, then I'll make it top 10. So now I'll try my hand at story writing. It's my take on Zamxus' episode "April Fools Day" Well, enjoy it while I go back to party. ROLL THE CLIP!!!

*I walk back in and the clip plays. Titled, "Fools in April"*

(A dark screen appears and "This Goodbye" by Machina begins to play and I walk out.)

ME: Hello folks. I'm sorry to announce that I am leaving CNet for Myspace.

Audience: WHAT?????

ME: APRIL FOOLS!!!!!

(Theme music begins to play)

(April 1st 2009.)

ME: *Alarm clock rings.* IT'S APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!! Now to put my plasns into action. *I look at checklist.*

(1. Shave brother's head

2. My bud B(Who's BraTrive on here) mustache shaved, unibrow shaved, and message from girlfriend saying it's over.

3. Zane *In my world, everyone lives close to me.*- All white stuff.)

ME: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I ROCK HARD!!!

(Everyone wakes up.)

Bro: WHAT THE ****!?

B: (Looks in Mirror) MY MUSTACHE!!! MY SANTINO UNIOBROW!!! (Looks at phone) NOOOOOOOOO!

Zane: OH HELL NO!!!!!

(I watch and laugh my ass off.)

ME: You guys are so easy to fool!

Zane: What are you talking about?

ME: You got a bald cap on Buck, Makeup to hide your mustache and unibrow and a fake message, and washable paint for Zane and all your stuff is in your basement. HAHAHAHAHA! APRIL FOOL SUCKAS!!!! *I run off*

Bro: Alright, we need a plan.

B: What? What can we do that's worse than what he did to us?

Zane: I know. (All huddle up and whisper)

*Later*

ME: (I'm driving down the road in "The Beast" which is a beat up truck with it's name spraypainted on it's side.) heh heh. I got them so good! I can't wait to try to outdo myself next year. heh heh (I pull into my driveway, only to fall into a big hole.) WHat the!? (I get out of truck) NOOOOOO!! NOT THE BEAST!!!!! WHY!!!!

*Others walk in*

B: we can tell ya in 3 words*

All 3: APRIL FOOLS!!!

ME: Oh, I'll show ya April Fools. (I pul out a 20 gauge and start firing.) WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!? (I reload and chase after them) YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER!!!! (I turn back to the camera and fire.)

*Back to white screen*

ME: I hope you enjoyed this program. I hope Zane doesn't try to kill me for using him in this parody. Until another time, this is Kyle, Newmanfan, saying:

LEADER OUT!!!!!!