Chris: Previously on Total Drama Survivor, we had a three part challenge. Between a food fight, search through the woods, and go kart racing, the Killer Bass were able to pull out a win, after Duncan's go-kart exploded, Andrew and Trent crashed, and Owen took the fastest go-kart and made it go a whole 1 mile an hour, the Killer Bass were automatically going to earn more points than the Screaming Gophers. Despite Courtney's protests, the decision held. In another shocking vote, we had yet another tie! Courtney and Andrew racked up the same number of votes, and then I went to chat with the producers on what we were going to do...tune in for this episode to find out the shocking conclusion to the votes, and who else will leave the competition, on Total...Drama...SURVIVOR!

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Chris: Campers! I'm back from the chat with the producers! The producers decided that having a second straight tie-breaker seems a little...odd...so they decided that we will just kick off two people next time! If you tie in the vote next time with 1 other person, you're gone.

Courtney: What!? Andrew should be gone! You're fixing the votes against me!

Chris: Sure I am...anyway, go get some sleep, the next challenge is in an hour.

Duncan: An hour? Jeez...

Courtney: Duncan! Did you vote for me?

Duncan: No, I voted for Andrew like you wanted! (Confessional) Did I vote for Courtney, no. Though I did consider it...*banging on the confessional*...oh crap!

Courtney: *outside the confessional* Duncan! I knew you were thinking of kicking me off! *static*

Chris: Ok campers, it's been an hour, so it's time for the next challenge!

Gwen: Wait a minute...why didn't anyone get kicked off the Gophers?

Chris: Well, they tied again, and the producers didn't want to do another tie-breaker vote, so they just decided that whoever loses votes off two campers.

Gwen: But that's not fair!

Chris: So? Ok, this challenge is another endurance-like challenge. Each team picks 2 people to represent them in this first one. Much like a past challenge on Total Drama Island, the 4 campers chosen will climb this giant rock wall. Since we didn't get to use the point system for the go-karts last time, it will be used again for the whole challenge. The team with the most points will win. The first person to the top of the wall earns their team 5 points and the second person earns 3 points. Third and last earn nothing. There will, once again, be three parts, this is part one. Select your campers!

Heather: I think Dillon and Duncan should do it.

Duncan: I'm game with climbing this wall.

Dillon: Same here...having Duncan on the cliff will only make me go faster!

Heather: Chris, we pick Dillon and Duncan.

Chris: Good choice, Killer Bass?

Geoff: I'll do it.

Bridgette: But you might get hurt!

Geoff: No worries, Bridge...

Chris: Geoff is in, who else?

Ezekiel: I can do it, ay!

*Killer Bass look around nervously*

Chris: Geoff and Ezekiel! Campers, suit up first, we don't want anyone getting killed...makes people steer away from the show!

*Chef helps campers get suited up*

Chris: On your marks...get set...CLIMB THE WALL! CLIMB FOR YOUR LIVES!

*All four campers start climbing*

Dillon: *behind Duncan* I have to beat you, Duncan!

Duncan: *in lead* Not a chance, loser!

Ezekiel: *in last* This ain't that hard, ay. I can totally do this!

Geoff: Dude, you're in last! speed it up!

Ezekiel: Ok! *climbs really fast and passes Duncan*

Duncan: What the?

Ezekiel: *reaches top* Was that good, Geoff?

Chris: *looks stunned*

*Killer Bass and Screaming Gophers look up in shock*

Chris: Uhhh...Ezekiel earns 5 points for the Killer Bass!

*Killer Bass cheer*

Duncan: No way! *continues to climb*

Dillon: Oh no you don't, Duncan! *starts to climb up but slips* Whoa! *falls off and is suspended in mid-air by the ropes(

Chris: *sighs* That's why we got you suited up! (Confessional) Lawsuit...avoided...yes! *static*

Geoff: That's awesome dude!

Duncan: *reaches top* Good, at least we got some points.

Chris: Ezekiel earns 5 points for the Bass while Duncan earns 3 points for the Gophers. Time for the next challenge!

*cut to new area*

Chris: Ok, here's how this challenge will work. Two different campers are chosen to hang from the ropes WAAAAAAY up there! *points up 500 feet* You will be hanging...by your teeth! Haha! If you should let go, you'll drop onto the slide and slide down into the pool below. Teams, pick your campers!

Gwen: Who's going to do it, guys?

LeShawna: Uh...that looks really dangerous up there...

Mike: I'll do it, it's not like I'll die if I fall, the slide should support us...*wooden planks fall off of the slide*

Chris: Mike is in for the Bass, who else?

Tim: I guess I'll do it...

Duncan: Who's got the strong teeth?

Harriet: This looks like it should be fun! I'll do it! I can totally hang on with my teeth!

Owen: Who else?

Heather: I'm not doing it...

Leslie: Me neither...that looks like it would hurt!

Harold: Come on guys, we need someone else on our team!

Owen: Well, I can't do it, I'm not allowed to since my jaw broke on TDA.

Harold: Well...

*everyone looks at Harold*

Harold: What? I don't want to do it!

Duncan: Come on Harold, you say you got mad skills, time to put up or shut up, dude!

Harold: Aw man...

Chris: Ok, Harold and Harriet for the Gophers, and Mike and Tim for the Bass! Climb the ladder and grab onto the ropes! On my mark, you will bite the rope and hang on for dear life!

*cut to campers hanging on the ropes*

Chris: Campers, bite and hold on!

*campers hang onto the rope with their teeth*

Harold: *muffled* OW! My jaw!

Harriet: *muffled* This is so much fun!

Tim: *muffled* I'm...sliding...*falls off and lands on slide* Well...that sucked...*slide starts to wobble as Tim slides into the pool*

Chris: Well, Gophers have an edge right now.

Tim: *jumps out of pool* I think I got rope burn on my tongue...*sticks out tongue*

Cody: Ouch, dude...

Harold: Can't...hang on! AHH! *falls off and slides into pool*

Chris: It's even now.

Owen: You can do it, Harriet!

Gwen: Keep it up, Mike!

Harriet: *muffled* This is so much fun! *starts swinging back and forth*

Duncan: She's going to throw herself off...

Mike: *muffled* Stop it! Stop! You're going to break the ladder and the plank of wood!

*woods that holds the ropes is cracking*

Chris: Harriet, stop! We'll give you the points if you stop!

Harriet: Ok!

LeShawna: How is that fair!?

Chris: I don't care if it's fair! I care about the potential lawsuits she's creating!

Mike: *lets go and slides into the pool*

Harriet: *swinging stops* That was fun! *lets go and slides into the pool*

Chris: *swipes sweat off his forehead* Thank goodness...Ok campers, we're tied at 8 points each. Follow me...

*campers exit off screen*

Chef: I'm surprised this thing held...*taps slide*

*slide falls apart*

Chef: Uh-oh...*backs away slowly*

*cut to final challenge*

Chris: Ok, two campers per team again, cannot use the same campers who have already competed, yadda yadda. This challenge is a weightlifting challenge!

Gwen: DJ! You have to do this!

Courtney: Owen, you are definitely doing this!

Duncan: Aw man! I would totally rock at this challenge!

Chris: DJ and Owen are in, we need two more. Whoever can lift the most weight earns 5 points...and more specifically the win for their team.

LeShawna: I guess I'll do it.

Trent: Me too.

Chris: Ok, LeShawna and DJ for the Bass, Trent and Owen for the Gophers. First up, Trent.

Trent: I can do this...*lifts 50 pounds*

Chris: Chef, add 50 more pounds...

Trent: *struggles to hold as Chef adds weight* I...can do...this...

Chef: 50 more? You got it, kid. *adds 50 more*

Trent: I can't! *drops the weight*

Chris: Ok, Trent held 150 pounds. Not bad. LeShawna, you're up.

LeShawna: Ok, lift with my legs...*lifts 50 pounds*

Chris: Chef.

Chef: *adds 50 pounds*

LeShawna: *knees buckle* Oof...I got this...

Chef: *adds 50 pounds*

LeShawna: *legs start sliding out*

Chris: Chef, 25 pounds.

Chef: *adds 25 pounds*

LeShawna: This girl...has got the...power!

Chef: 25 more? *adds 25 pounds*

LeShawna: Ok...no more power...*drops weight*

Chris: And LeShawna holds an impressive 200 pounds! LeShawna takes the lead for the Bass, how will DJ do?

DJ: Why do I have to go? Should Owen go?

Chris: Well, it'll be more dramatic if Owen goes last.

DJ: *easily lifts 50 pounds*

Chris: Hmm...Chef, add 100 pounds...

Chef: *adds 100 pounds*

DJ: *doesn't budge*

Chris: Hmm...another 100 pounds Chef.

Chef: *adds 100 pounds*

DJ: *starts sweating*

Chris: Finally some movement...ok Chef, another 100 pounds!

Chef: *adds 100 pounds*

DJ: *struggling* Do it for mama!

Chris: Wow! 350 pounds! Chef...100 more!

Chef: This hurts my back now...*adds 100 more*

DJ: *grunting* I...can do this...

Chris: *stunned* 100 more!

Chef: *adds 100 more*

DJ: I gotta...I gotta hold...can't! *drops weight and it cracks the stage*

Chris: WOW! 550 POUNDS! DJ with an IMPRESSIVE 550 pounds! Can Owen beat that?

Chef: *repairing stage*

Chris: Owen, if you can hold at least 551 pounds, you win invincibility for the Gophers. We'll start you with 150 pounds since we don't need to build up a high amount anymore with you being the last one to go.

Owen: Ok...*chuckles*

Chris: Chef, is the stage ready?

Chef: *nods*

Owen: *lifts 150 pounds* Ow...my back!

Chris: *add another 150 pounds Chef*

Chef: I should sleep...well tonight...*adds 150 pounds*

Owen: Oof...*grunting*

Chris: Ok...Chef...add 250 pounds to make it even!

Chef: *struggling but adds 250 pounds*

Owen: *nearly drops it*

Chris: No way! Owen can actually pull this off! Chef, add 1 more pound...Owen, if you can hold the 1 extra pound, you'll win, if you drop the weight anytime before the pound is added, it's a tie...Chef, add the weight.

Chef: *slowly starts to place the 1 pound down*

Owen: Hurry up dude!

Chef: I want to watch you squirm! *adds pound*

Owen: Yes! I did it! *drops weight on Chef's foot*

Chef: *eyes start to well up in tears*

Chris: *flinches* With that impressive feat of strength, Owen wins! The Screaming Gophers are safe! Someone please help Chef!

Chef: *starts yelling profanity*

Chris: *making "cut" signals to cameraman*

*static*

*scene reappears at campfire ceremony*

Chris: Well...Killer Bass...welcome back to the campfire ceremony! However, because of the ruling by the producers, you guys are losing TWO fishy members!

Gwen: That's still unfair!

Chris: Complain to the producers, not to me. Ok, the first marshmallow goes to...the strong man, DJ!

DJ: Yes!

Chris: Next up, Mike!

Mike: Wicked!

Chris: A marshmallow here for the boy that no one saw ever standing a chance...Ezekiel! Impressive rock climbing, bro.

Ezekiel: Right on!

Chris: Ok, I have a marshmallow here for...Shane...and one for LeShawna. Marshmallow for Veronica...and Bridgette...

Gwen: *watches campers going up, starts getting nervous*

Chris: This sugary piece of safety goes to...Cody...

Gwen: *gasps*

Chris: That leaves three of you, Geoff, Tim...and Gwen...

Gwen: What!?

SEND IN YOUR VOTE VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE! COMMENT VOTES DO NOT COUNT! NO COMMENT VOTES PLEASE! Your three choices are: Geoff, Tim, and Gwen. REMEMBER!! TWO PEOPLE ARE LEAVING!

Chris: Previously, on Total Drama Survivor. The teams were reshuffled in a lame attempt to make the teams even. Being that there were an odd number of players, we brought back 2 fan favorites and 1...crazy fan...DJ and Harold returned, and Harriet came back as well, although we thought she was really someone else...are we seeing another Izzy? Then they faced off in an endurance challenge, Owen was the first to drop out, eating all of the temptation we had...in the end, DJ's return was awe-inspiring, as he defeated Dillon to earn the Killer Bass the win. In a shocking elimination, we had a tie! Owen and Jessica were tied, and a sudden death re-vote revealed that Owen was the stronger asset, and Jessica was sent packing. This time we have a tricky three-way challenge for the campers! How will they do? Tune in to find out, on Total...Drama...SURVIVOR!

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Owen: I'm safe! I'm safe!

Duncan: Dude! You've been saying that all night!

Owen: Sorry...*whispering* I'm safe! I'm safe!

Harold: Owen! GOSH!

Chris: *poofs in and plays a trumpet*

Harold: *smacks head* GOSH!

Chris: Morning campers!

Heather: It's...night, Chris...

Chris: So? Today's challenge is a triple threat! Get dressed and meet me outside of the Mess Hall!

*cut to Mess Hall*

Chris: Campers! Your first task of three is to survive...a FOOD FIGHT!

Owen: Aw man...so much food will go to waste!

Chris: Each team has one picnic table to use as cover, we want to make the next part of the challenge...not as camper-filled. First three campers to be hit by food are out of the challenge! Here's your bowls of food, Owen, do not eat these, and go hide and fight!

*cut to Gophers behind their table*

Duncan: We need to try and take out their stronger players. DJ is definitely one of them.

Trent: Who else then?

Harold: Shane, definitely!

Trent: And LeShawna then.

Harold: *jumps up* NOT LESHAWNA! *gets nailed by 5 apples* GOSH!

Chris: *laughing* Harold! You are out! Take a seat over here.

Harold: *moping* Aw man!

Duncan: DJ and Shane then...*pops up and fires*

Veronica: Oh no!

DJ: *takes the hit*

Chris: DJ is out!

DJ: You can...do it! *passes out*

Veronica: Thanks...but you don't need to fake pass out, DJ...

DJ: Ok...*walks away*

Chris: One more camper has to go down!

Shane: Duncan, Owen, or Dillon guys?

Bridgette: I think Duncan, he's not one to lose twice in a row. He'll self-destruct!

Shane: Duncan then. *pops up and fires*

Duncan: Uh oh...*ducks and fires back*

Shane: *ducks* Missed!

Owen: *throws half-eaten orange*

Shane: *orange slides down his face* Owen! Grr...

Chris: Well then, Shane and DJ are out for the Bass while Harold is out for the Gophers. Next part, campers!

*cut to woods*

Chris: Ok, now that we are down three campers, it's time for the next round. There are 24 keys out there hidden in the woods. Each camper is looking to get at least one key for the final round. You have 1 hour, ONLY 1 hour to find your key. Once I tell you to come back, you will have 5 minutes to make it back here. If you do not find a key or do not come back in time, you are out. Campers, on your marks...get set...SEARCH FOR KEYS! *fires gun into the air*

*campers run into the woods, *cut to Courtney and Duncan searching*

Duncan: Where do you think they'd hide them?

Courtney: Knowing the "brainiacs" that run this show...in the most obvious places...under rocks, in tree trunks, down skunk holes...

Duncan: Or in bee hives...*points at key hanging from bee hive*

Courtney: Think you can get it?

Duncan: No problem...*climbs tree and reaches out* Almost...there...

Courtney: You can do it, Duncan!

Duncan: Uh oh...*bees turn to Duncan*

Courtney: *as Duncan starts screaming* I think I gave him away...

*cut to Bridgette and Geoff*

Bridgette: I hate the woods...they are so spooky...especially at night!

Geoff: Relax, babe, I'm here!

Bridgette: *clings to Geoff*

Geoff: I wonder where I could find a key...*looks into a hole*

Bridgette: Be careful, Geoff!

Geoff: *screams as a snake is biting his nose*

Bridgette: Geoff! On his tail!

Geoff: A little preoccupied here! *screaming*

Bridgette: *grabs key* I got one!

Geoff: *jumps into a lake and resurfaces* Phew...that snake really hurt...*realizes there are eels around him* Oh come on! *screams as he's zapped*

Bridgette: *flinches* That's not good...

*cut to Gwen*

Gwen: I wish Trent was still on my team...

Trent: *comes out of a bush* Hey Gwen, need help?

Gwen: Trent! *blushes* Uh, sure...but we're on different teams...

Trent: I don't mind. *fishes around in a hole* Got one! Here. *hands Gwen a key*

Gwen: Thanks so much, Trent!

Trent: Anything for you. *smiles and then sniffs the air* Do you...smell something?

Gwen: *sniffs* It smells like...a skunk...

*both turn around*

Trent and Gwen: SKUNK! *both run away*

*cut to intercom*

Chris: *over intercom* Ok campers, you have 5 minutes to get back here with or without your keys! Better hurry!

*cuts to Gwen and Trent running back*

Chris: Well, we are still missing a few...do you each have keys?

*both hold up keys*

Chris: Good, join your teammates with keys. *checks watch* 3...2...1...Ok then, those of you with keys can follow me, the rest of you, you are out of the challenge.

*cut to final challenge part*

Chris: Ok, still remaining on the Screaming Gophers are: Duncan, Andrew, Courtney, Owen, and Trent. Still remaining for the Killer Bass are: Bridgette, Gwen, Mike, Veronica, and Tim.

Cody: At least it's even.

Chris: Well, campers with keys, you will notice that over there there are 24 Go-Karts. Find which Go-Kart your key fits into and drive it to the finish line.

Duncan: Wicked! I like this challenge already! *turns key and kart starts* Let's do--*explosion*

Chris: Oh yeah...I forgot to mention that since we are on a budget...*hair sparkles*...some of the Go-Karts are pretty old...and some of the other ones...well...they explode...

Duncan: *coughs up black smoke* Thanks for the heads up...

Chris: Well, Duncan is out...anyone else--*explosion and Geoff heard in distance yelling "Come on!"*--find a defective kart? Well, Geoff is out for the Bass, so we have 4 for the Gophers and 4 for the Bass. The rules of this race are, 20 laps around this track, whoever crosses the finish line first earns their team 10 points, 2nd place earns 7, 3rd place earns 5, 4th place earns 3, and 5th place earns 1. 6th to 8th place earns nothing! The team with the most collective points, wins. Racers on your marks...get set...*engines rev*...GO!

*wheels squeal*

Owen: *going very slow* Is my kart old?

Chris: *to Chef* Isn't that the fastest kart?

Chef: *to Chris* Yeah...

Owen: Choo-choo! I'm like a train! I go nowhere yet everyone still likes me! Choo-choo!

Trent: Out of the way, Owen! *swerves to avoid Owen and crashes*

Chris: KILLER WIPEOUT TRENT!

Gwen: Trent! *stops kart to help Trent* Are you ok?

Trent: I think I broke my legs...

Gwen: Someone help him!

Chris: Chef...can you take care of this?

Chef: *groans* Fine...*walks to Trent and grabs him*

Trent: OW! *legs are whipping about* Easy Chef!

Chef: Do you want your legs to heal or not?

Trent: Isn't...OW!...making my legs whip about doing...OWOWOW!...more damage?

Chef: No...I'm not walking to the medical tent, it's too damn far away!

Chris: While Trent is getting help...Andrew is leading the race with Bridgette hot on his heels!

Andrew: I love Go-Karts!

Bridgette: I want to win! *bumps Andrew's kart*

Andrew: Whoa-oa-AH! *crashes*

Bridgette: Oh crap! Sorry!

Andrew: *slowly raises hand and gives a thumbs up*

Chris: Well...looks like our 3 no point guys are filled...the best part is...they are all on the Gophers! That leaves Courtney to try and win...but that won't even do anything! The Killer Bass win automatically, no matter where Courtney finishes!

Courtney: That's not fair!

Chris: All's fair in reality TV! I'll see the Screaming Gophers back at the ceremony!

Courtney: Lousy Chris...wait a minute! Owen is still in the race!

Owen: Choo-choo!

Chris: He hasn't even made it to turn 1...Screaming Gophers...ceremony...that's final!

*cut to ceremony*

Chris: Well...it appears that the Screaming Gophers are becoming the Killer Bass from before the switch! That totally--

Courtney: --You really screw--

Chris: Don't interrupt me! Ahem...the first marshmallow of the evening goes to...Trent...

Trent: *wheels himself up* Thanks...

Chris: Sheesh, dude can't catch a break from hurting himself! The next marshmallow goes to...Owen.

Owen: Yes! Sweet fluffy goodness!

Chris: The next marshmallows go to, Duncan, Harriet, and Dillon.

Duncan: *coughs black smoke on his marshmallow*

Chris: And finally...Harold...

Harold: Yes!

Chris: That leaves 2 marshmallows...and three campers...Andrew, you wiped out...although it really wasn't your fault...Leslie, you didn't get your key...and Courtney...you are really starting to annoy me!

Courtney: That's not fair! You are just putting me on the chopping block to spite me!

Chris: Silence! Who will get the final marshmallows?

Courtney: Lousy Chris...out to get me...

SEND IN YOUR VOTE VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE! COMMENT VOTES DO NOT COUNT! NO COMMENT VOTES PLEASE! Your three choices are: Courtney, Andrew, and Leslie.

Chris: *re-re-re-re-reading the votes* Wow, campers...I'm very disappointed in you guys...I've looked these votes over so many times...and it's quite obvious that you guys can't agree on ANYTHING! We have ANOTHER tie! Come on campers! It's not that hard to agree on something!

Courtney: Maybe they saw through your charade and voted for Andrew and Leslie to spite you...

Chris: Actually...you tied with Andrew.

Courtney: WHAT!?

Chris: Yeah...so shush! I have to go talk with the producers...I don't think they like having TWO tiebreakers...Well, while I go talk with the producers, looks like we'll leave you with a cliffhanger! Who's the poor sap that's going home? Tune in next time, to Total...Drama...SURVIVOR! *chuckles*

Screaming Gophers

Duncan

Heather

Andrew

Dillon

Leslie

Courtney

Owen

Trent

Harold

Harriet

Killer Bass

Cody

Bridgette

Gwen

LeShawna

Geoff

Ezekiel

Mike

Veronica

Shane

Tim

DJ

ELIMINATED

Harriet (came back)

Lindsay

Betty

Rita

Craig

Jessica