Regal Beagle?! I wrote one lousy review and changed out my banner. Weirdsville, man. Oh, well, Janet, Chrissy, & Jack...make room on the couch for your crazy neighbor Medea for a couple of days. Those wacked rumors going around about me offing my kids are just vicious lies spread by my ex, Jason, 'cause he doesn't want to cough up the Hera-decreed child support. The boys are fine and visiting with my cousin Persephone at her winter place. Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket.