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Saturday, Feb 21, 2009

What happens when Hollywood runs out of ideas and turns to Michael Bay to create a remake of one of the best horror movies of all time? Well... nothing really just the waste of 90 minutes of your life. At first it looked like it had some potential, but then it ruined everything by not having uhhmmm whats that one thing that you have in movies.... uhmm .. plot. Thats it, thats the one. They set the story up in the beginning and then just let Jason on the loose killing people.. over and over and over. Nothing interesting, no twists in the end, just great effects from Michael Bay.

Thats basically it. I guess its a decent movie compared to some of the crappy horror stuff they have now, but its nothing special.

Category: Movies
Posted by Moroes, 10:53pm
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Damn, they went and killed a childhood memory of seeing a Masked serial killer mutilating people and the plot twists.
Posted Feb 22, 2009 2:12 am PT
@gummy joe: Yeah did you see it yourself? I like the very first one because it was all mind games and Jason didn't even appear in it. This one was just straight up mass murder.
Posted Feb 22, 2009 9:35 am PT
I figured this will happen. Well I am not even going to bother go seeing it in theaters then.
Posted Feb 22, 2009 2:16 pm PT
@SavageM2: Yeah, Hollywood is dead. At least put some effort in the remakes.
Posted Feb 22, 2009 2:32 pm PT
I guess they are just hoping the name will sell it alone. Which they may be slightly right on that.
Posted Feb 22, 2009 4:38 pm PT
@SavageM2: Well that might be true.. but still I don't think its respectable when you kill the name of something that was once great to make a quick buck.
Posted Feb 22, 2009 5:01 pm PT
I know what ya mean man. It isn't respectable at all. But that's Hollywood for you. I guess Jason isn't the only one doing the slaughtering! (wow that was cheesy...)
Posted Feb 22, 2009 10:59 pm PT
SOLUTION BOYCOTT THESE BAY REMAKES!
Posted Feb 23, 2009 6:07 am PT
@SavageM2: To respond in a corny matter, its all about the benjamins .

@themovi3nut: I don't hate everything Bay does, but he did ruin some movie remakes...this one being probably one of the worst. Other than that I think hes a respectable director. Plus I think a boycott would be a longshot .
Posted Feb 23, 2009 1:36 pm PT
I actually "wat'd" when they just cut in the middle of the movie to "friday the 13th"
Posted Feb 23, 2009 2:05 pm PT
@SSCyborg: Haha yeah. I was like.."wait.. is the movie over or what." Never seen a thirty minute introduction.
Posted Feb 23, 2009 2:35 pm PT
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