Howdy pardners! How's the cattle? I'm gonna go rustle up some grub now, y'all...
Ok, hi for real now. I'm bored... So I'm blogging.
Hey! You see my new icon thingy? That's my band. Playing at the Dones Dome! No, just kidding, that's an inside joke that none off you would know about... But really, we were playing at the home of... whatever football team plays in St.Louis! Oh, I remember now! It was the Edward Jones Dome! Dude, my memory's like a steel trap!
So yeah, the icon is of me and my lovely section, the saxes! Dudes, we rock. We had our own little circle! Im on the bottom left of the circle, marching away in our second tune, which was titled... Waltz! Intense, I know... Calm yourself though, no one died... Yet! Just wait for the incoming freshman. They may die at band camp... Or they might have an awesome time, like I did! I learned many things at band... But here's 10!
1. Resist the roll down!
2. Arms straight!
3. Shoulders straight when slide marching!
4. My shoes were worn by a marching god! (All hail Mitch Johnson!)
5. Trumpets are obnoxious!
6. My shako was also worn by the marching god!
7. Metal poles hurt when they hit you!
8. Drink lots of water!
9. Wear lots of sunscreen! And don't rub any on any creepers' backs, no matter what they say!
10. Never ever never ever never wear a bright orange shirt when Jeff Feidler comes to town!
Hope you learned a lot!
Lots of love,
Lana