HELP HELP, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP! I'VE LOST IMAGINARY POINTS THAT I NEVER ASKED FOR AND DON'T GIVE A PHUCK ABOUT...I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN LIVE AGAIN...
WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH GAMESPOT? YOU GUYS ARE REAL AS*HOLES.
I'M DONE WITH YOU F*CKERS.
GAMESPOT GETS BLAP BLAP BLAP NOW HAND ME MY CHOCO TACO YOU WORTHLESS STUPID JERKS
CANCEL MY F*CKING ACCOUNT, YOU MORONS AREN'T WORTH IT.
LONG LIVE GIANTBOMB!!!!!!!
Are you out of your f*cking mind Gamespot?!!!!!!! What the hell is wrong with you?!!!
I recieved a modertor warning because I mentioned Jeff Gertsmann's name in a post and you delete the comment and give me a warning. That's childish and ridiculous.
You threaten to reduce my points. OH NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! Like I give a rats ass you jerks! You know what? Gamespot just lost a lot points with me!
I'll make sure never to invoke the unspeakable one again, for fear of losing imaginary points that have no effect on real life and serve only to soothe the fragile ego of meganerds who never got over getting beat up in highschool.
Good for you Gamespot!
Max is back baby!!
That's right! After a long dark hiatus, I have returned to the promised land to pour forth my earthly wisdom that ye may sup eagerly at my rigid bosom and come to know a deeper understanding of life.
To paraphrase a coherent orator from parts unknown:
"For a man to truly find himself,
He has to go to a place we're all entitled to go to...
DEEP
DEEP
DEEP
IN THE MIND!
In the 2 and a half years in which I have been absent,
There is one thing that would not die...
THE VOICES!!
You spoke to me! (Pointing to the left)
You spoke to me! (Pointing to the right)
ALL OF YOU spoke to me!! (Pointing at you)"
Indeed my fall from grace has been steep and hard. My exile into the wasteland was a torment to behold. I wandered the desert in search of a guiding light which would show me the way to redemption. Living without the Internet was a crass ignominy which I have burdened with all my strength.
But now, now that I have returned to you, oh my children, I feel a grateful nostalgia for those bygone halcyon days of yore. I'm back on Gamespot and there ain't nothin' you can do about it!
During that time, I have regrettably loss faith. I speak of the cardinal belief I once had as a child, the belief that Nintendo was Good, Pure and Righteous. I was loyal, as all Men should be. Loyal to a company that changed the world and the way we live. An institution that prided itself on quality and built it's reputation on integrity. But it's legacy has born sour fruit. The one Video Game enterprise on which I could always count is but a mere shadow of itself, a spectre which does not deserve the name. Nintendo has become what it once stood against: a corporate machine interested solely in profit, no more, no less.
I lay heartbroken and devoid of hope. What does my bleak future hold?
