With only one course this semester I have a lot of free time on my hands. That means I update all my profiles, harass the message boards, finally update my fanfiction(s) ^^;

The course is online but I have to log on 5-7 times a day, but the work is so easy so I basically just browse the internet while I'm on. And its only 4 weeks too.

In the meantime I will continue to post jokes and silly quizzes to my hearts content. Here's one that'll really get you thinking.

Hard Questions

How can you tell if bag pipes are in tune?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's another word for thesaurus?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Can anybody think of any more?