1. Is your second toe longer than your first? No.
2. Do you have a favourite type of pen? Blue fine nibbed biro – that doesn’t do splodges!
3. Look at your planner for March 14, what are you doing? Working.
4. What colour are your toenails usually? Toenail coloured.
5. What was the last thing you highlighted? My holidays on the calendar
6. What colour are your bedroom curtains? Green with beige, orange and white – weird but it works.
7. What colour are the seats in your car? Pale blue/grey.
8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? No.
9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? A birthday card.
10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming ? No
11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? To pay the deposit on a car.
12. Who is the last baby that you held? Logan
13. Do you know any twins with rhyming names? No
14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste? Never tried, but I would like to!
15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago? Peugeot 106 but it was written off before Christmas – hence the answer to No. 11.
16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators? Hurricanes.
17. Last time you went to Six Flags? Never been but want to go.
18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house? Yes
19. Closest thing to you that is yellow? Post it note
20. Last person to give you a business card? Some idiot who called himself a bank financial advisor.
21. Who is the last person you wrote a cheque to? Work Colleague.
22. Closest framed picture to you? Monet’s water lilies.
23. Last time you had someone cook for you? Sunday evening
24. Have you ever applied for welfare? No
25. How many emails do you have? Addresses? 3. Email? Thousands.
26. Last time you received flowers? When h*ll froze over.
27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man and a woman? No.
28. What kind of milk do you drink? Full fat.
29. Do you play air guitar? No.
30. Do you take anything in your coffee? Don’t drink it – or tea either.
31. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines? No
32. Have you ever owned a Beanie Baby? No
33. Last person you spoke to from high school? Sandra
34. Last time you used hand sanitizer: I’d say the paint stripper that passes for soap at work covers this one.
35. Would you like to learn to play the drums? No.
36. What colour are the blinds in your living room? Cream.
37. What is in your inbox at work? A zillion emails.
38. Last thing you read in the newspaper: That I helped crash No. 10 Downing Street website.yesterday. (British Prime Ministers Official residence) I signed an e-petition against pay as you drive tolls – along with literally 1 million other people. The site couldn’t cope
39. What was the last pageant you attended? Never
40. Where is the last place you bought pizza from? Iceland
41. Have you ever worn a crown? No
42. What is the last thing you stapled? I use one of those staple less staplers.
43. Did you ever drink Clear Pepsi? No – Diet Pepsi person.
44. Are you ticklish? No
45. Last time you saw fireworks: New Years Eve
46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut:. Never. I had a Twinkie once – only once – yuck.
47. Who is the last person that left you a message and you actually returned their call? Always return calls – in my own sweet time of course.
48. Last time you parked under a carport
49. Do you have a black dog? No
50. Do you have any pickles in your fridge? Yes
51. Are you an aunt or uncle? Aunt.
52. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of? I’m a JAG fan so there is only one person for me – David James Elliott.
53. Last time you saw a semi truck: Tonight – I was stuck behind it all the way home.
54. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe? No
55. Do you have a little black dress? No Now that I’ve finished this and read it through I think I know more about myself than I really wanted to
This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails received in a while.
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.![]()
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER




