Well I first thought, hmm this is a weird and cluttered world. Everything is so dark and yet the colours blow out at my face as if I was on LSD.

But No! I soon realized I was not under any type of drug, but rather I stumbled upon GiantBomb.com. I signed up using the same name as I use on gamespot, and surf on over to the forums.

And then it hit me. Wait - what's this? A single forum that allows all users to co-exist? Wow, Gamespot never gave me this! I quickly realized why. The stench of fanboys was ever present. I hopped over to the PS3 board to find out that messages from there also appear in the main forum.

So wondering who came from Gamespot, I post a thread asking who migrated from the PS3 forums from Gamespot. Then suddenly, the foul stench must have followed me! The troll spewed words from his tongue as he came out of his dark and dingy basement... ruining my thread! I called upon the other users, and we fought back against the troll! It was an epic battle, and we pushed him back - back into the Microsoft dungeons of hate!

So let this be a warning to anybody willing to venture out of the safe corridors of Gamespot - fanboys are rampant! They kill threads! So be on the lookout. I hope these writings go into good hands, and for the sake of all of us - I hope the stench did not follow me here also... DUN DUN DUNNNN....

It was not a good experience, and I don't think I will go back until that main forum is deleted.

(May be altered to add excitement. Or is it the truth? Have the fanboys hacked the blog? Oh NOES!)

One Step Too Far...

Reporting - Ahmad Mohammed

April 3 2007, Keswick - A report in the news today has revealed that a Halo 2 gamer under the name of Mitchell, has slit his wrists after a blog by a Gamespot member. The blog was deleted as of yesterday, but other members have been questioning... what has our community come to?

'I made the comment that I enjoyed Oblivion more that Halo 2, I really did not think Mitchell would go that far as to kill himself' says the long time Gamespot member.

RCMP are looking into the matter, but are baffeled at the new technology of the car. Although they have not visited the scene, they believe there was no foul play involved and it was, in fact, suicide.

Mitchell will be remembered by his dog, Puddles.

The services will be carried out tomorrow at Taylor Funeral Home, across from the Glenwoods Plaza. All, if anyone, may attend. (A request has been made for anyone to attend, Please bring donations for Children With Mental Retardation Disease)

(Cited from: The Daily Decade, April 3 2007)