This season had some memorable episodes, and now that its over I started watching some of the older episodes. There are so many good episodes over the years it hard to choose which ones stand above the rest. But here it goes.....
10. Chicken Lover : This was funny as hell the first time I saw it. Cartman takes on the role of a police officer and rides his big wheel around time enforcing his brand of justice. This spawned the catch phrase "Respect My Athoriti !" as Cartman's resolution for everything is beating people with his night stick.

9. Cat Orgy : Cartman playing Wild Wild West with Klyde Frog trying to save Selma Hyek from the evil spider. Just the opening was funny enough but then they go and add Shelly Marsh babysitting Cartman for the night. With the cat in heat it constantly looks for some loving and finds it all over town. Soon the cats come back to Eric's house and start romping all over the place. I thought Skyler was pretty funny in this one with wild visions of becoming a success with his great guitar.

8. The Wacky Molestation Adventure : This is certainly one I watch alot. It takes elements from Risky Business, Children of the Corn, and Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. So right there you have a action packed episode with tons of funny moments. I'll never forget Smiley Town and the children running rampant since all the parents are taken away for supposedly molesting their children.

7. Cripple Fight : Scout Master Big Gay Al is kicked out of scouts for being gay and the boys stop at nothing to get him back in scouts. Jimmy is introduced at a scout meeting and steals Timmy's spotlight as the special needs kid in the group. Tension builds and builds until Timmy can't take any more of Jimmy's popularity so the most epic fight breaks out "CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!"
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6. Asspen : Here they gang makes light of an 80's movie called Better Off Dead. The boys' parents sign up for a time share weekend that gives them free rooms and free skiing. The parents have to sit through hell being told how they are missing out on owning a time share in Asspen. The boys hit the slopes and funny moments ensue with Stan being challenged to race down the K-13 by Tad Mckowsky, the hot shot captain of the ski team. Here we learn what a Hitler is and get to see Stan go through a montage to prepare for the big race.
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5. Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery : This is the Halloween special where the boy's try to get back at the 6th graders for frightening them, so they decide to dig up Kyle's dead grandma, while Cartman is already obsessed with Christmas and what he wants for Christmas which is only two months away. Korn makes a visit to South Park to play the Halloween Party on the docks. Pirate Ghosts show up to cause mayhem on the town and its up to Korn and the boys to solve the mystery. I love this episode, and Cartman seemed to really love his Antonio Banderas Life size blow up doll.

4. Child Abduction is not Funny: This one is ****c for the fact that it has Mongolians and one of the biggest stereotypes I have seen on the show. Starts off with Tweak almost being kidnapped and the whole town becomes obsessed with protecting their children from predators. They get Mr. Kim who owns and opperates the City Wok Restaurant, to build a Great Wall around South Park. Unfortunately for Mr. Kim, Mongolians show up and start tearing down his wall. Love the way this plays out and some great one-liners that i still use to this day.

3. Casa Bonita : This just shows how much of a douche Eric Cartman is and he is so damn funny tricking Butters into thinking an asteroid hit South Park and wiped everyone out. All so Cartman can take Butters place to go to Casa Bonita for Kyle's birthday party. I can't even describe how funny this is so you'll just have to watch it.

2. Marjorine : This is one of my all time fav's cause it does capture what its like to be a kid and have everything mean so much more then it actually does. Again poor Butters gets the shaft as he is sent in undercover to girls slumber party to steal their future telling device. I laughed pretty hard when they actually showed us what the device was. Butters is really one of the funniest characters on television. I could rewatch this episode over and over.
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1. Ginger Kids and The Losing Edge (tie) : This was really hard to come up with a clear number one for me but I had to choose so I decided it was a tie. Since my wife is a ginger the Ginger Kids episode was even funnier cause it hit close to home. The Losing Edge was the great in so many ways. The boys hate playing baseball and want it to end, but each team they come up against wants to stop playing too, so each game becomes a competition of who can play the worst in an attempt to lose and be out of the tournament. Randy starts a fight with an opposing team's dad every game and thats when we get the Karate Kid music to inspire us. Great stuff, and I am sure your favorites are not the same, but thats great cause there are still a lot of great episodes and each one is special.

Since my 360 is down for the count I decided to do another list, this time being Top 5 Video Game Movies. I am not that picky on how they qualify, meaning if the Movie inspired the game or the game inspiring the movie. But here it is in all its glory!
5. Hitman

This movie was actually pretty good. I was surprised caue once I heard that they were making a Hitman movie I was thought this would be another Alone In The Dark crap fest. Agent 47 would be proud to call this his movie and the action was nice. Its a good thing they made it a rated R cause Hitman isn't Mario Bros. so little children shouldn't be watching just yet.
4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Now I know what your thinking, wasn't this based off the cartoon and not really the game? You would be right, but since the video game was is a legend in its own right (for being near impossible to beat), it was this movie that helped keep the Turtles craze going strong. This movie had lots of action, some bad language, and Kasey Jones. There were two more movies made but they were just god awful, so this movie stands alone in being fun and watchable.
3. Silent Hill

Here is a movie that I was anticipating from the second I heard they were making it. This movie did the game justice, sampling plot points from almost every Silent Hill game that was any good. The story followed the Silent Hill 1 plot the most and that was probably for the best. The atmosphere in the movie certainly felt like the game and the creatures of Silent Hill. All in all it was good, not great but good enough to be put on the Good Video Game Movie side.
2. Grandma's Boy

Now if you haven't seen this movie and you play video games then your really missing out. The premise for the movie is a 35 year old video game tester that ends up homeless eventually rooming with his Grandma and her two weird friends. Lets just say that the cast was funny since you have a few guys from the Adam Sandler movies, the dude from Super Bad, and a black belt Karate chimp called Monkey! Lots of pot smoking partying, video game playing, a guy who pretends to be a robot when he gets scared and likes to dress like hes in the Matrix. Fun movie that doesn't matter much with the plot, cause the jokes and hijinks will keeps things moving!
1. The Wizard

I know that there are a lot of people who consider this a bad movie, and all I have to say to this is "Shame on You!". Sure this movie is part Nintendo advertisement and part lame plot, but you have to wash the dirt off to find diamond underneath. When it gets down to the video game action we get to see Jimmy Woods kicking ass and taking names. The Power Glove was unveiled to most children in America, and not to mention one of the best villain roles ever, Mr. "I Love The Power Glove, Its so Bad!" Lucas! He had it all the mullet hair **** the sun glasses, the Vision Street gear that only the cool kids wore, and most of all he had his own gaming entourage.
Don't forget we also were introduced to Video Game Armageddon and one of the best games of all time, Super Mario Bros. 3! So lets just say that if an autistic Jimmy Woods can win the greatest video game competition ever then anything is possible!
Since my 360 went down with an error I have been missing gaming so bad. I just bought Rock Band 2 and NBA 2K9 so I was set and now Fable 2 is out and getting good scores so this just keeps getting worse. I was really looking forward to Fallout 3 and even had it pre-ordered, but now there is no point. Maybe this will pay off come Christmas time cause all the games will be out and I won't have to wait to play them all, but the time seems to be going by so slowly.
I have a PS2, but I am finding it hard to pick up any good games. There are a few but I don't want to pay a bunch of money on PS2 games when I could be using it for 360 games. In my local GameStop there really isn't all that much in the used section which is a first, cause usually it is stockpiled with used great games, but not now.
Anyways hope your gaming fun is going better then mine.



