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Lokar has written 103 reviews.
Punisher: War Zone
This is a very gory, dark and sometimes confusing movie. Still, the hero's relentless quest for justice against the evil Jigsaw is compelling. There are a few scenes where the blood is a little too much even for this genre, and it almost crosses...
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Posted aug 3, 2009 3:33 am pt

Steep
This film recounts the adventures of the most daring among skiiers, those who traverse nearly straight declines that would spell certain doom for most people. The skill level involved is incredible; the average viewer will be baffled by the sights...
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Posted jul 5, 2009 2:01 pm pt

Dogora
Let me get this straight: there's a monster, and there's something to do with diamonds, and coal is flying up into the air all of a sudden, and-- oh, let's give up. Just surrender to the wildness of the plot. This movie isn't quite sure whether it...
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Posted may 18, 2009 7:50 am pt

Deja Vu
This movie starts off in a promising way, and then it just gets silly. The five-day camera thing is a little hard to take as it is. Then it turns into an excuse to ogle a woman in her house for ten minutes. We don't need for this movie to be so...
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Posted oct 11, 2008 7:04 pm pt

Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D
Not bad. Seems to fall victim to the "everything has to be blue or green" school of cinematography, though to be fair, I didn't see it with 3-D glasses. I loved the original novel, and the first movie was good too. This movie may not be...
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Posted sep 1, 2008 11:12 am pt

Negadon: The Monster from Mars
Beautiful animation is the highlight of this short but dramatic story. Humans have headed to space, but something has made a return trip. Negadon, the monster of the title, is here to do a little sightseeing. Humans must race to conquer the beast...
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Posted aug 10, 2008 3:06 am pt

Flyboys
This wartime drama had a number of good fight scenes, and it is unusual these days to see old-fashioned pilot battles; but there are moments when the writing is a bit thin, and it's hard to believe the actors. I'm being a little generous with the...
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Posted aug 2, 2008 12:27 pm pt

National Treasure: The Book of Secrets
Fun summer-type adventure film that is lacking in a few different ways, but makes for a decent cartoonish style of storytelling. I love adventure novels and the old-school mystery flicks. This film takes a cue from those elements, and adds what is...
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Posted aug 2, 2008 6:52 am pt

What Would Jesus Buy?
Hilarious movie about the Rev. Billy and the Church of Stop Shopping. In a time when easy credit and high debt have created financial horrors for millions, the good Rev. has the radical idea that maybe people should slow down a little bit. He...
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Posted aug 2, 2008 6:45 am pt

A capable if slightly flawed retelling of the life of a popular Catholic saint. This movie is the story of the life of St. Therese, known as the "little flower." She developed an intense prayer life and attempted to enter a convent at an...
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Posted aug 2, 2008 6:30 am pt

Jumper
Not bad, but not all it could have been, either. A young man is gifted with the ability to teleport. We meet his high school classmates and the school bully, as well as his difficult family, and watch as he learns to use the power in order to...
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Posted jul 31, 2008 5:23 am pt

Eragon
A decent movie with some good action scenes and compelling characters, it's hard not to like Eragon. There are a few moments where the pace stops for some reason, and the character of the evil man's child is not explored until late. Also, few...
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Posted jul 14, 2008 6:45 am pt

When We Were Kings
Stirring and relevatory documentary on the career of Muhammad Ali. Covers one of his major fights of the 1970s. It includes the actual footage of the fight, plus the lead-up to it, as it shows how excited the fans are, and how much he caught on...
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Posted may 10, 2008 12:18 pm pt

What Happens in Vegas
Even stupider than this type of movie usually is. You can't believe any of these characters. Yes, I know people actually do get married in Vegas, gamble and all the rest of it. Yet this movie is the type of sub-juvenile nonsense I had sort of...
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Posted may 10, 2008 11:25 am pt

Gamebox 1.0
Taking its cues from 'Tron,' this movie immerses a young man in a video game world and challenges him to break out or die. The special effects aren't as sophisticated and the acting reminds you of a made-for-tv movie, but you will find it hard not...
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Posted apr 23, 2008 11:38 pm pt

Red Shadow: Akakage
A capable drama with action and a little human intrigue thrown in.

This movie is the story of a group of ninjas and their promise to complete some missions for a warlord. Obedience was a key tenet of warrior culture in those times....
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Posted apr 23, 2008 11:28 pm pt

Resident Evil: Extinction
Another visit to the realm of the popular video game. The special effects are good. The acting, especially by the enemy characters, is sadly a little cut-out. There were some long stints where people do nothing but drive around. You get nice shots...
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Posted apr 19, 2008 7:05 pm pt

Submarine 707 Revolution: The Movie
Navy drama with youth corps and submarine crew joining forces to save the seas from terrorists.

The evil Admiral Red stages a surprise bombing of a Peace Keeping Navy ceremony. With this, the PKN vows to achieve justice. The young...
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Posted apr 12, 2008 7:20 pm pt

Impressive collection of interviews and performance footage of extreme sports and the top athletes in each. There's skateboarding, surfing, snowboarding and BMX bikes. Some of the stunts will make you shake your head and wonder how people came out...
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Posted apr 5, 2008 7:32 pm pt

Impressive collection of interviews and performance footage of extreme sports and the top athletes in each. There's skateboarding, surfing, snowboarding and BMX bikes. Some of the stunts will make you shake your head and wonder how people came out...
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Posted apr 5, 2008 7:32 pm pt

Lisa Lampanelli is the angry sailor you never knew, and don't want to be. She seems to think there aren't enough bitter people out there. I don't know, but someone having a chip on your shoulder never made me laugh too much. She thinks she's Don...
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Posted mar 26, 2008 10:13 am pt

Got to love comedians whose shtick is taken from things that didn't work 50 years ago. Yeah, I know: the really vicious one-liners that are done to make you say, "I thought she would never say that"; the fake smile; the attitude that if you don't...
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Posted mar 26, 2008 10:05 am pt

It's always telling when someone thinks they Know What is Wrong with America, and furthermore, it's that everyone doesn't like them. Carlos tries to get a lot of mileage out of being angry at people. For what, I don't know; apparently he's mad...
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Posted mar 26, 2008 9:59 am pt

Jeff Ross is one of those people who has a few good one-liners up his sleeve, so you sort of feel sorry for him. You want to like him, but you just can't. The rest of his act after the few highlights is the same boring, dragged-out, "I hate my...
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Posted mar 26, 2008 2:31 am pt

A capable drama centered around African-American college life. A young married man in college commits suicide. The surrounding community is reeling from the shock. The Greek organizations embark on a cooperative effort to turn back the tide of...
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Posted mar 24, 2008 8:44 am pt


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