So it was recently brought to my attention that there is a church of atheism. Really? Is it that necessary? I have nothing against atheists (I am one), but making a church about it seems pathetic. What do they do at churches of atheism? Not Pray? Well, part of my question was answered. They have their ministers perform weddings, funerals, and commitment ceremonies.

Ministers of atheism? It is not exactly an elite club. In fact, I even managed to join their ranks. I went on to their website and got ordained. I can now perform weddings and funerals. Now I just have to pay to get the hard copy...

Think I'm kidding? http://firstchurchofatheism.com/become-ordained/