The Comeback Story of the Year
Michael Jackson had been out of the news for a while. His music sales had been dismal (what do you expect when you haven't released an album in eight years?). Lack of publicity and music sales are... Family Feud
One of my uncles finally snapped. He gets work only by the occasional good will of others, mostly from a lack of trying. All he has had going in his life for decades is drugs, so it was going to... Theres a Diabolical Plot here Somewhere
I was watching a Race to Witch Mountain commercial between small bursts of Thank You for Smoking today, when I think I may have discovered two long lost twins. The first is Cameron Bright from... Minister of Atheism Part 2
I don't have too much more to say on the subject. I just got an email from the church of atheism and I thought it was pretty funny. "Hello Reverend, We have updated our site, and as a member you... Obama takes some change we can believe in
As I'm sure everybody already knows, Obama's inauguration ceremony was Tuesday. Contrary to popular belief, world peace is not yet achieved, world hunger still exists, and I still have to wipe my... Minister of Atheism
So it was recently brought to my attention that there is a church of atheism. Really? Is it that necessary? I have nothing against atheists (I am one), but making a church about it seems pathetic.... Fleshy Mr. Potato Head
It's getting to be that time of year with a lot of family gatherings. There's Halloween (yes, my relatives gather on Halloween :P ), Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years all in a row. It's... No Tickets Yet?
I was pulled over again last night, but managed to only get a warning. It got me thinking. I have been pulled over numerous times. Quite frankly, I'm baffled by the fact that I've never even... **** Alexander Graham Bell and **** his Telephone
Well, Ill be answering the main line at my work for the next few days. In honor of this this enormously sucky occasion, I will be listing things that suck about telephones. People that Shout So... Flaming Geos and Burning Bibles
So i was driving home a few days ago when I saw the most hideous thing my eyes have ever had the displeasure of glancing upon. It was one of those mini geo trackers. Some wierdo had the balls to... What's my name?
Ever have one of those situations where somebody gets your name wrong, but you aren't sure whether to tell them or not? I'm having one of those right now. My macroeconomics professor always calls... Pope Day Is Awesome!
So apparently the pope has been busy in America lately, making stops attending various events. I'm not a Christian, so I normally wouldn't give a damn. However, I am currently attending a Catholic... Metal Gear Solid Movie
It was announced a while ago that the greatest gaming series to ever grace the earth, the MGS series, is getting a movie. Well since the news broke that Christian Bale would be onboard for playing... We hardly knew ye
I know im incredibly late with this, but New Line Cinema is no longer an independent studio. Instead, all the big shots at Time Warner will be calling the shots. So for this blog, i salute New... Important Question!
Can hermaphrodites cross-dress? Lol, a Blog
the first day that i made an account, i said to myself "a blog, eh? ill have to start mine soon, probably tomorrow." well over a year and a half later, here goes. this will be where i put all the...