Yesterday i was in my local corner shop when some shadey guy walked up to the counter and asked for a tube of lube and a cucumber, immediately i decided that this guy was a complete weirdo, but then i thought that it must have taken a lot of guts to go upto a shopkeeper and ask for such an odd combination of items that their was only one thing he'd be doing with them when he got home...... *cough* cucumber 'n' lube sandwhich? unlikely. So that story brings me neatly on to my question; whats the weirdest combination of items that you've seen someone buy or, if your a weirdo like that guy, bought yourself. The person who tells me the funniest story will be given this hastily constructed and, frankly bad, picture i made for this blogpost. to see it click on this link to go to my images http://www.gamespot.com/users/LickMyPorcupine/view_image?id=OoUOsxVw7hqf7B3glQ

For those of you who don't know (shame on you) Jeff and Ryan have created a new gaming site together, its URL is; http://www.giantbomb.com/ . It's totally awesome and really funny and if you're still reading this, what's wrong with you!? you should be on their site by now!

hhmmm...... panda burgers......

I just saw the photos of the 'Oreo Pizza' and I thought, '' how and why would someone make this abomination'', I actually seriously contemplated writing a firm and stern letter to 'Domino's..... but then I could distracted..... so I didn't. Oreos on, like, some sort of pastry or chocolate base would've been bordering on sane but then they went and smothered it in cream and put it on a dough base so now, I think the creator of the Oreo Pizza is sitting in a padded room in a straight jacket, singing himself to sleep and not a sharp corner in sight in case the doctors think he'll poke out his eye. Oreo Pizza are the Stalin of the food world they're pure evil, they symbolize everything that is wrong with humanity. Don't believe me? Take a look for yourself:

How could someone enjoy that??????

Congragulations Domino's, I've lost all faith in humanity.....