Gilmore Girls life lessons:
The four food groups consist of fast food, junk food, frozen food, and take out. Oy with the poodles already! Almost anything can be "dirty". Always carry a book....you never know when you will need it. God lives in London. Whenever stuck in a bad situation climb out of the balcony window. The only difference between cows and humans is hay. Saturday is the day of pre-rest. The last supper cannot be funky. Swans can be viscious birds. Snow is magical. The fish flies at night. Childbirth is like doing the splits on top of a case of dynamite. If you walk with a Harry Potter book on you head and drop the Harry Potter book, Harry will die. If men can name kids after themselves, woman can to. Never buy something just because it is furry. It's much better to have a haunted leg then a cold. Copper boom! You can never have too many thanks giving dinners. Pushing somebody into a lake can be very cathardic. Booze is grown-up milk and cookies. A lap is an allusion. The answer to problems in the Middle East is "I have to poop". Roomba=vacuum and entertainment is one niftly package. Dressing up in a cute little maids costume is as close as any girl needs to get to cleaning up. Three months is the car anniversity. You know what happens when you assume: something about a donkey. Taylor has a God phone. Answer the pepperoni. Beware of jeep hitting deer. "I need to get a part for my car" is kid for "We're going to meet at a pre-arranged place and make-out. Ennui is contagious. Sometimes a girl just needs to wallow. "Waffle" is a perfectly acceptable name for a model. The "magic risotto". You break it you buy it. If you're going to ruin your life, he'd better have a motorcycle. A new $20 bill contains a serving of fruits and vegetables. Ducks mate for life. You can't get into Harvard without wilderness skills. Coffee is essential for survival. Life is short talk fast.