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Saturday, Oct 17, 2009

Still mad that Valve "cheated"?

Well get a load of this, bustas!

Yeah, what do you whiners have to say about that? Think Nintendo'd ever do something like THAT!? Hell, they probably don't even know that this contest even existed!

Valve loves their hero; they love their games. You can't argue with these prices, if you still don't own these games you have absolutely no excuse unless your computer is from 1999, and even then you can STILL run Half-Life 1! (It came out in 1998!)

Now I will present you with these three choices:

[note: these are supposed to be for humour purposes only, please don't take them personally or seriously, well, except for the first one]

CHOICE #1. YES!, I AM AWESOME AND VOTED FOR GORDON FREEMAN. I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO PURCHASE ALL GORDON FREEMAN-RELATED HALF-LIFE PRODUCTS FOR 55.8% OFF! PLEASE CHARGE MY CREDIT CARD IMMEDIATELY!

CHOICE #2. NO!, I AM NOT AWESOME AND I DID NOT VOTE FOR GORDON FREEMAN. I MAY OR MAY NOT ALREADY OWN ALL GORDON FREEMAN-RELATED GAMES BUT I AM LAME AND DID NOT VOTE FOR GORDON THEREFORE I WILL GO SLAP MYSELF AND SIT IN A CLOSET AND WALLOW IN MY SELF-PITY AND SHAME WHILE I WAIT FOR KNIGHTSOFROUND TO FLY DOWN TO WHERE I LIVE WITH THE TICKET THAT I PAID FOR SO HE CAN KICK ME IN THE BALLS!

CHOICE #3. YES!, I AM AWESOME AND ALREADY OWN/HAVE PLAYED ALL GORDON FREEMAN-RELATED HALF-LIFE GAMES AND FULLY SUPPORTED GORDON FREEMAN IN HIS CAMPAIGN FOR GREAT JUSTICE. I ACCEPT MY MEDAL OF HONOR WITH GREAT PRIDE!

p.s. you can just pretend that's mario in the picture instead of master chief if you want, i was too lazy to make anything and just took the first picture i found off google. still applies anyway.

Category: Games
Posted by KnightsofRound, 6:14am
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Damn does Valve rock. One of the best developers of all time who truly know how to thank their fans.
Posted Oct 17, 2009 9:53 am PT
Awesome deal, but sadly I cannot take advantage of it.

I really want the Orange Box, as it has all the games I want in it, but I can't get any of the Half-Life stuff until I move out, because my parents still have the "no M rated game" rule, which kind of sucks ( that's not to say I don't play ""M" games though, outside of the house I can, obviously).

When I am finally able to play those games, I hope people will still be playing online.
Posted Oct 17, 2009 9:55 am PT
Yeah, well I don't love Valve, nor do I have any interest in the Half-Life series. I played some of Episode 2 and just could get into it.
Posted Oct 17, 2009 11:13 am PT
/choice3
Posted Oct 17, 2009 1:07 pm PT
PLEASE CHARGE MY CREDIT CARD IMMEDIATELY!
Posted Oct 17, 2009 6:44 pm PT
Eh, still ovepriced given the quality of the games.

However HL2 might be worth it for the mods. And HL so that I can review it and confirm how terrible it is.
Posted Oct 17, 2009 7:16 pm PT
DUZ ANY1 ELS THUNK IS FUNNY DAT PEOPLE THUNKS GORDON FREE (WHAT DESE STUPID GAMS SHOULD BE PRICED$$$$$$) MAN CAN EVEN TOUCH MASTA CHEF?? SILLY NOOBS, JUS' CUZ HALO IS ON XBAWKS DOZNT MEK HALF (T3H QUALITY GAME) LIFE BETTER!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOZ!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted Oct 17, 2009 10:04 pm PT
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