Crane Operator

You play a murderous crane operator who sits in his crane all day killing people by luring them onto his hook and them raising them up in the air and then dropping them.

CO: Good day, sir! Would you like to ride on my crane? You can see a very far good distance from up there.

S: Why thank you, gentle crane operator. I will step onto the hook right now to allow you to hoist me up into the air.

CO: See what a great view it is? Now I will drop you. Haha!

S: Oh dear, you've killed me! You've killed me! I'm falling to my death! I'm about to hit the ground and die from it!

CO: My my, what a horrible incident.

---- See, getting the first victim would be easy but the next would be more difficult because of the dead body lying at the foot of the crane.

CO: Hello, you there! How would like to ride my crane and see a great good distance?

YT: Why, I'm not sure I trust you. There is a dead man at the foot of your crane and I surmise that he has been dropped there by you.

CO: Oh but why would I do that? I am just a crane operator who likes to help people see far distances from a great high distance.

YT: Well that is judicious enough. I will ride on your hook being that you can promise me with the no dropping!

CO: Of course. Please ride on my hook and see into the great far distances! Haha, now that you are up there I will drop you!

YT: Curse you! You have fooled me! You have fooled me to death!

---- So each time you kill someone the difficulty ramps up. Man that would be a great game.

And then you can have bosses like certain authority figures.

CO: Hello there. You look like a fellow who would like a fantastic ride on my incredible crane.

O: Actually, my dear crane operator, I am a man of the law. A man of the peace and I have been sent here to investigate several murders today.

CO: Cor blimey! Isn't that a tragedy of the highest degree. A terrible, terrible, thing isn't it? A murder. A life snuffed out of existence before its time. Tis' a shame.

O: Yes, it is. I've noticed that you have about two bodies lying at the foot of this particular crane. Are you sir a murderer?

CO: No, I am just a provider! A provider of a great fun thrill.

O: I'm not going to fall for that! I am thought going to shoot you for the murder of these two poor saps.

CO: Well before you do that would you like to ride on my crane? Perhaps you could get a better crack at me from the great good heights that I can provide.

O: Oh well. That is a good idea. I will fall for that. Let me see here. Let me wipe the blood off the hook for it is mighty slippery. Wait a moment how did blood get on the hooks if people have fallen off of them to their deaths?

CO: Well, you see there officer. The last poor bloke. I wiped his blood onto the hook for a more dramatic look.

O: Ah, yes well I see that is a strange murderous characteristic isn't it? Well nevermind. Let me onto the hook now, foul villain!

CO: Aha, yes I'm lifting you up to a great good height now aren't I. Yes, completely in the progress of the lifting.

O: Now I am at the top height. Now you're dropping me! You've fooled me. You've fooled a proper authority figure. You won't get away with this. Others will come in my stead. Others will come and try to arrest you and some of them will succeed.

CO: Haha your body has slattered like anyone else! I have beaten a police officer with only my great intellect and a thirty foot drop. No one can catch me!

---- Oh man, so many good ideas for this game!

--- Also, at later levels it gets harder and harder to trick people because the pile of bodies at the bottom of your crane.

CO: Ah me. What a fantastic day to be a crane operator. Today I have already dropped three people to their destinies.

PF: Oy, you there! You're that awful cur that has been dropping people to their deaths premature like!

CO: Yes, that is me. How did you come to know that?

PF: Well then. I am a professor with the intelligence of a thousand gorillas! And in doing so I've come across a few newspapers in my life. And in one of them, today's actually, there was a right proper article about a murderous crane operator and I suspect that you are him. In fact I have a stronger feeling than just suspicion since there are three bodies at the foot your crane. One of them being an officer of the laws!

CO: I am quite proud of that one, I am. Even more astounding would be to fool a giant of intellect such as yourself.

PF: Ah, but that is where you are going to fail. There is no way I am going to get on to your crane for you see I am afraid of a great good height and am not interested in seeing a great good distance.

CO: Ah, I see. Well then what if I were only to raise the crane to a height of ten feet?

PF: Oh well then I don't see any problem with that. There is no way that I could gather enough velocity for a fatal fall from a mere ten feet. Well then good sir, please. lift me up before you go, go.

CO: There I've seen that you have already climbed upon my hook. Now I am lifting you up.

PF: Ah yes, ten feet. Not very high and dangerous at all.

CO: But this where I've fooled you! I will now raise it up even higher haha.

PF: Oh dear, you have tricked me vile crane operator. Your powers of persuasion have felled me!

CO: Yes, indeed. And now that you are at the top I will drop you to your ignorant death.

PF: Yes, you are dropping me! What a cruel fate for such an intelligent person to be dropped to their death from a great good height. You are certainly an worthy adversary. I accept my demise with a right proper good bandy. What a fool I am for having wasted my life reading books and becoming knowledeable about medicine when I should have been reading about falling to my own death! With that knowledge I could have avoided this situation!

CO: Now it is too late. You are falling to your death and all you have to show for it is a good job, immense knowledge of pharmacology, a loving family, and a devastatingly dead body.

---------- The possibilities are endless!

I am a really hard-core Halo fan, I have a Xbox,Ps2,PSP,High End PC,GBA, and want a GC.

I love Bungie and Microsoft, but I am not one of those fanboys who defend them stupidly. I do not mind buying games for other compaines I mean, its not like Microsoft owns me.

Of course I would get pissed off and sound like a fanboy if someone said Halo 2 sucked flat out, and make a really stupid post like

"OMG LOLZ HAlo 2 SUX!S!ORS!"

But if someone made a understandable, post like.

"What I liked about Halo2.... What I hate about Halo 2..." and things like that, I will listen and respect thier oppinion.

I have been playing games all my life, since I was 3. And I love it. Video games is who I am. I have always been interested in 3 things.

1) Competition

2) Video games

3) Fun

I am good at sports also, they are fun and all tha, but I don't find them as fun as video games. Why would you want to play Basketball if you can jump 5 feet up into the air and kill people? Some of you might like sports, but you all know what I mean  

I know, its like. Physical activities but if you excercise everyday, its good enough to make up for sports.. Right???

 I excell in Halo, and it's my favorite game. It brings all things, from my top 3 list. I am actually wanted to be sponsored but I declined the offer, even though I love Halo, I have to keep my mind on real Life. If you have Xbox Connect you can play with me, add me on you're friends list. My tag is

Athadam

I use to be really good at Halo, but now Im not that good. Before I use to be good, I played with Semi-pros. Such as

xWarrior204, Muter, Sad Panda Eh, and ive played with STK a few times. I could beat 45's in h2h. But that was when I had Xbox Live, after my Xbox Live ended, I quit Halo for about 3 months. But since last Month ive started playing again. I still want to be the best at my school lol(always was, still am)

Well thats me, a person who is too obsessed with Halo lol. But just to let you know, besides Halo. I still play many other games.

Yes, I am new to these forums but I have been working on this theory for quite a while.So please don't flame me if I do not use the correct terms such as, cow,sheep whatever that is. I do not know.

 You will be getting this theory from my view. A person who has an Xbox and a PSP, and use to own a PS2.

You all know that the all of the Xbox ran out, in North America, Europe, and even Japan. But there is a reason why Microsoft decided to not make enough Xboxes. 3 possibillities.

1. A hype.

Microsoft will get people, the comon people (rich parents) to believe that the Xbox is just all that good, enough to run out.

2. Commercials

Microsoft did not make enough Xboxs, because It will be the same thing as Martha Stewart.

For those of you who don't know.

Martha went to jail, she was on the news almost every day until she got out. When she got out, her business became extremely popular, and she became a lot more famous. Reason why? The News on TV basically advertised for her, every single day.

Same thing with Xbox, Microsoft is just trying to make a big controversy so the News will mention (advertise) xbox.

3. PS3

Microsoft I believe wants to battle Sony. Of course the PS3 will be released by Spring 2006, now if the Xbox is to be released by November of this year and it is. Thats a 6 month gap. And by 6 months many people will be ready to buy the Xbox AND Ps3. <---- bad thing for MS right here

Microsoft I believe knows that there will be good games on PS3, like MGS4 so they will try to sell (restock) the Xbox 2-3 months before the Ps3. Thus if they sucessfully do that, the percentage of people buying an PS3 in America and Europe will greatly decrease. (not sure about Japan) And to back it up they have Halo 3 which comes out in Spring 2006.

Just a theory

Don't flame, just a theory.