Assuming Makes an Ass out of Uma Thurman
Well, the Death Cab hasn't been terribly dangerous, what with my deceased car and all, but it has been expensive: $19.85 one way from my house to the office. It's also oddly unreliable: this... Sharing the Death Cab with Cutie
It's strikes me as oddly prophetic that my last journal entry was about "one of those days." I suppose my new rule of thumb is that if I think it can't get any worse, it probably will, and indeed,... Someday, Lad, All This Will Be Yours
"What, the curtains?" But I digress. Today, it was all about the annoyances, because I'll be damned if this day wasn't created for the specific purpose to get on my nerves. You always know... Prozac Nation
It seems like it was yesterday, and yet looking back, it plays out in my mind as if it were a film I watched years ago. How strange it is that events in one's life can be incredibly personal, and... The 10,000th Maniac
Well, my 10,000th post has come and gone, and rather than celebrate with ASCII streamers and pixelated party favors, I decided to make it a rather quiet affair. That landmark post was actually a... When Boobs Just Aren't Enough
For a gay man, it seems odd that breasts have been so present in my life the last few days. It all started with my time with Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude , the first game in the series... The Shame of Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
The fact that 311Music and I are both writing about Nickelodeon ‘toons today is pure coincidence, and I have purposely avoided reading his journal entry, specifically because I don’t want to... "We Like Paper Mario 2, But You Won't"
I considered not writing about this subject. After all, I am a gaming journalist, and it would generally be considered in bad taste for me to comment on another publication's integrity. I don't... My Name's Akhmed, But You Can Call Me Timmy
Well, today's journey shall be in three parts, and the first is the continuing drama of my living room walls. I finally decided that the curtains were the problem, since I stubbornly refuse to... I Bet Even Betty Crocker Uses Duncan Hines Cake Mix
Understanding is not the same as agreeing, and this is as clear to me as ever. After some sincere discussion and his ever-steadfast support, I may not be happier about waiting to marry until Rich... Will You Marry Me, If You Promise Not To Tell?
Well, it started out as a seemingly good night last night didn't end as I had hoped. I was happy that I had finished my Myst IV: Revelation review , and was tooling around on AIM waiting for... Golden Margarita Is Not Made Better By Frilly Wallpaper Border
Well, the travails of yellow living room walls continue, this time in the form of the border I chose to "soften the room." Well, see for yourself: I don't know whether I like it or not, but at... My Katamari is Bigger than Your Katamari
OK, I suppose I have made no secret of my profound love for Katamari Damacy, but I am going to use this space to once again implore those who are missing out on this fine gaming experience to skip... My Linking Book is an Encyclopedia
It's been a good day as a writer: not only was my review of Anarchy Online: Alien Invasion featured on the front page of the main Anarchy Online website , but my review of The Chronicles of... Katamari Damacy Is Not A Seafood Dish
Nor is Chicken Run a popular fast food restaurant in the metro DC area; that would be Chicken Out . Yet one of my coworkers unwittingly provided two doses of humor in a single day, proclaiming... Funcom, I Love You. No, I Hate You. Wait, I Love You Again.
Well, I finally managed to get a Second Sight review up last night. As I mentioned before, I had some initial misgivings about this title, particularly when its demanding controls annoyed the... I Will Never Drink Any Liqueur with the Number "99" in its Name Again
Let me say this: I almost never drink. Aside from the occasional beer or a mixed drink at a nice restaurant, I don't have much taste for alcohol. On the other hand, I have a penchant for... Golden Margarita Is Not Necessarily A Good Color For Your Living Room Walls
In the midst of everything going on in my life, good and bad, I just moved to a new apartment, and I couldn't wait to paint, even before everything was moved. I painted the bedroom earlier this... Oh my God - I'm a stepfather
I'm gay. If the very mention of that information twists your brain in an uncomfortable manner, then you may not want to read this entry. I'm jealous of a 10-year-old. Sad, but true. When I... Upcoming Reviews, or, How I Learned To Succeed In Writing Without Really Trying
Well, now with The Sims 2 review at IGO behind me, and a few health problems conquered, I sat down to Second Sight last night, eager to play a game I have been anticipating for most of the summer....