It all started as an ordinary day in the life of me. I wake up, shower, brush and rinse with cinnamon toothpaste and mouth wash respectfully. Get dressed in Cincinnati Reds stuff sit down and play Call of Duty 4 (I just got into this game believe it or not!) it was a frantic deathmatch I died like 12 times. An hour into the game we all had an intelligent conversation the topic was about random things, politics, sports, weather, abortion, I could rant on. Then during a pause to reflect on what was said I blurt out "DID WE JUST HAVE AN INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION?" Then someone goes "This isn't XLBAH Live dude little kids and coke snorting fanboys don't dwell here" -everyone laughs like on a sitcom- after years of "UBER PWNED BY LEET" On X-box Live I get on PSN and encounter human beings with working brains!

What next? The Cincinnati Bengals win the Super Bowl? I HOPE SO!