Good ol' TV.com.
Anyway, things are progressing as I near the 10-month mark in the research. I may have found the date Homer and Jethro met. No one in the family knows the date, so if this article in the Knoxville paper for a talent show proves to be the magic date it'll be quite a coup.
The National Felons League...er...National FOOTBALL League opened up today, and I don't care. It's still baseball season to me. I think the Bungles...er...BENGALS will go 11-5 this year: eleven arrests, five convictions. That might be the rationale behind Chad Johnson's name change: Ocho arrests, Cinco probation violations.
So what does A have to do with B? Well, as I've been going through these old newspapers I've made a discovery. The "good old days" weren't all that good. Parents killed their children and children killed their parents, there was widespread murder and mayhem, and crime was rampant. I suppose the main difference was we didn't have three 24-hour news channels picking and choosing which suspicious disappearance of a woman they would bring national attention to.
Amid all the newspaper reading I do still keep Monday evenings open to play Putt-Putt. Last Monday night I scored my first bogey-free tournament of the year. I've won two tourneys this year, shot a ten on the front nine (that means I made holes in one on eight of the nine holes), and shot some of my best rounds ever (I had a 23 AND a 24 in two rounds during a state tourney). All this while skipping practicing as much as I did last year because of library work.
Maybe that's where I went wrong! 
See y'all in a month or so!