... if you can be bothered replying, that is.
Ok, so I need a new Gamertag for my Xbox Live account. Why? Because I've hated it from the moment I typed it in. I know it's a relatively expensive decision, but I've made up my mind. At least I think I have. I need a new one.
My problem is I can't decide on a decent tag that hasn't been taken already. So I need you to offer suggestions, whether they be stupid or fantastically creative. You can use some of my favourite words below and come up with a winning combo, or just say whatever the hell you want about the ones I've come up with. Man, I can't believe PorkChopExpress is taken...
The obvious is my GS tag - JumbleMonkey. But that's boring and unfunny. Or is it? Variations could be MumbleJunkie, J-Monk, or MonkeyJumble. Right now I'm leaning towards MonkeyBiscuits. Surely MonkeyBuisness is taken, so why not Biscuits? I also like MonkeyBiscuit. Better than AirBiscuit. Say, that's not bad... Other words that are good: FunkyBiscuits, Malarkey, Jazz, Brains, Burger, Prong, Flying Prong, and TurboPhoenix. 
Man I suck at this. Gimme help.