Choose Rock.

Seriously, through my extensive experience playing there is about a 75% chance they will start with scissors.

Go test it out and youll find it's true.

And then I find that choosing scissors second usually wins--but that's less certain--and after that it's all in the air.

-I actually just looked up "how to win rock, paper, scissors" and it said always go scissors because most people choose rock. That's crap. Or maybe the trick is that you have to tell the person beforehand that you're really good and you always win--so then they if they were initially going to go rock they change to scissors. But honestly, I win this game way more than I should according to probability and it seems like everyone I play always go scissors first--like it's the clever choice.

Nothing like shoveling snow that really puts you in that spring spirit. I hate Wisconsin.

According to the everyday college student I'll never get a job unless I major in something like medicine, engineering, business, or law....... I'm so sick of hearing this crap. You know what, you can take your boring degree and shove it. I started my freshman year in engineering because I beleived that **** after suffering through the depression of studying that crap I realized I would rather wait tables for the rest of my life than become an engineer. I'm sick of hearing it. I'm not going to start my adult life by studying something I'm not interested in just so I can feel like I wont have to worry about getting a job. Nope, I'm done with that. I would rather take the risk and do something I have a passion for....no regrets.

That's been bothering me for years. Thought I'd rant to see if it makes me feel better. It did, a little.