2 and 3 are the same for me, but how is someone gay just because they are smart or a good cook? People will be accusing me of being gay next.

hahaha as informative as that was darn you johnny boy i have to write.. again.. eek, and yes its probably a good thing you were worried about what i might of written.

Are you homosexual?... People think i'm gay Maybe its because people get that Vibe off me... (I'm not gay

I hate it when people think guys are gay cause they cook I'm practically a vegetarian cause I hardly eat meat usually pasta or noodles that I make myself

My gods sir, we are too damn similar....all the same applies to me except for number 4. I'm an omnivore.

This is not going to sound good but...what does seldomly mean?

It appears I have been called out.....

2 and 3 could describe me pretty well. Unfortunately I've been noticing some vulgar words creeping into my vernacular as of late. Going to have to put a stop to that. As for dancing.....let's just say I'm terrible at it.

And to answer PJ24, seldom means not very often, rare.

"5) I have been asked if I am gay due to
A: Being too nice to women to be straight
B: Being too good of cook to be straight
C: Being too intelligent to be straight "

if those things make you gay I know alot of gay people

I would make a bigger post, but I'm on a LAN and the interweb connection is kinda random

I particularly like the fact that you don't curse, because cursing is wrong. it is mega **** wrong. ****!!! What the ****??? I just cursed. *** ** * ****!!!!!

Howdy John.

I cuss, but never the current strong words, such as the one that begins with the 6th letter of the alphabet.

My long-time friend wonders whether I'm gay He once mentioned the fact that I've never had a girlfriend, to which I replied, "I've never had a boyfriend either."

Boulders?

*sigh* That makes twice... oh well.

I can't cook at all... I guess that only makes me 1/3 straight... don't tell my wife.

that was a fun read, but whats an orkhammer? =P

How does one pretend he can dance ?
I can't wait to find that one out

an orkhammer is a big red hammer made out of scrap bits of metal that smahes stuff better than any other hammer before it, or it is a guy called orkhammer, who is quite intelligent, and commented just before you.

@ majorflyswat - Indeed, it seems a bit much to assume homosexuality, but I'm guessing that the people asking me were joking, they are friends after all.

@ David - Well, you know, the things people know about you are scary enough...some things you don't know aren't meant to be known.

@ aaronmullan - Depends, are you coming on to me? I'd have to say that I am fairly certain I'm straight.

@ Princess-Peach - I actually had a bit of meat tonight for dinner, had to help friends make steak...I swear, I've seen people here burn water and freeze fire.

@ Champ - Indeed, we do seem to have a few similarities, and I'm an omnivore nowadays, I just tend to find pasta on my plate allot.

@ PJ - Yep, it means not often.

@ Hokies - Yes sir, you have been called out. Better watch the language or I'll have to come clean your mouth out, and I don't use soap, I use bleach and ammonia. You can't be much worse a dancer than ol' John my friend, I normally hold myself while dancing like its inspection at boot camp.

@ Essi - Well, perhaps you have lots of gay friends...and might be a bit questionable yourself.

@ KoK - I love you man, you just showed that not all gay people are nice, polite, charming, and good cooks.

@ Alex - Howdy is a fun word isn't it? Every time you want to cuss, yell howdy instead.

I've definitely gone after my share of women here, but as one friend so eloquently put it, "John's single because he's too nice, the women here all want jackasses." I haven't gone after any guys though.

Boulders...you know, big rocks? Normally over a foot across...or in this case, about two feet across. Picked 'em up, threw them through the air...funny thing was, I wasn't even mad at the time.

@ Allicrombie & Finch ( ) - Danke, and an Orkhammer tends to be big, pointy, and according to the posting above you, 2/3 curvy.

@ smolle - Its simple, most formalish dancing revolves around revolving. Therefore, you take your partner in hand, lead her in circles while displaying utmost confidence in yourself and your movements, and keeping eye contact with her (a little smile helps)...the eye contact keeps her from noticing some of your "less-than-graceful" movements.

Hmm, what the howdy?
Nah, I use the D words mostly

Yeah, I know boulders. I was thinking they were a bit bigger. like shoulder to opposite hand. That was the picture i was getting

Dagnabbit!

I could have said rocks, but that brings to mind me throwing little pebbles.

Huh, I forgot about that one.

Hmm, true, there just aren't enough words to describe different rock sizes. Perhaps we should invent some....

Bould: What you threw.
Boulder: What I thought.
Bouldest: Bigger than a person.

that just makes me think of varying degrees of baldness..

Hey! Being stuck in Canada isn't that bad! Interesting stuff! I had no idea stuff likes to break around you

@ Alex - Indeed, "I went out tossing boulds around that day." Nice ring to it.

You'd really like the entertainment of choice today...fisticuffs with a tree...

@ David -

@ gamer_girl15 - Ah, but the question is...would Canadians, such as yourself, really want me to be stuck in Canada? What if I break it? And it is questionable if the stuff enjoys breaking around me, but it definitely does so regardless.

I did respond to your tag, by the way... I just disguised it in case anyone saw the "5 Things I'm Being Forced To Say, and I Get To Tag People and Force Them To Say Stuff Too" and avoided it (with the reasoning being, if I have to tag someone, I may tag them). I may have gone a bit overboard, though...

Just look for refreshments.

Hmm, depends, was your shadow standing on the tree?.....

*Has been entertained*
Grats, you get a cookie.
"or to knock a buddy too hard and send him through a wall. "

@ orkhammer - Yeah, I've been trying to get to blogs, but I've been a tad more busy than I would like to be...one of my teachers...lets just say that I will probably try to get him fired...thats how good he is.

I WILL get there...soon.

@ Alex - Nope.

@ icy-stars - Yay Cookie!

Ahh, it's just that would have been shadow boxing.