Wednesday, Oct 26, 2005
*insert chart band who already have 100 user reviews here* are the best band ever. Their album rawks, they rawk, i want to sleep with all of the band(/him/her) My favorite song is "song X" because it is great
Shame that almost all of the entries here follow this pattern eh'?
Shame that almost all of the entries here follow this pattern eh'?
Does it not wind you up? (my indefinite audience)
Follow these steps before reading my argument, it will help. Check out "Green Day" or "Eminem" and read some of the user reviews
I will use green day as an example- 287 user reviews, and at least 287 of them are poorly structured "Fanboy" rants about how green day are "THE BEST EFING BAND IN THE WORLD EVER", even the pie chart is covered in green, swamped by people who want to take billie joe up the rear.
Then take a look at any of the artists under my favorite artists- they struggle to reach 10 user reviews...Is it because these indie-boys do not want to waste their time devoting their typing skills, and opinions, on a site that is predominantly used by mainstream, chart leaches?! I sure hope so.
The fact that they are all so narrow minded, it is pathetic beyon any measurable remit.
That is why i intend to review all those who deserve having a good word put in (though i have already written an Anti-green day review (god i hate green day) there is little point writing a review against them, as i will be in a 1:300 ratio of people who will write only 50 words praising a completely **** band)
*sigh*
Follow these steps before reading my argument, it will help. Check out "Green Day" or "Eminem" and read some of the user reviews
I will use green day as an example- 287 user reviews, and at least 287 of them are poorly structured "Fanboy" rants about how green day are "THE BEST EFING BAND IN THE WORLD EVER", even the pie chart is covered in green, swamped by people who want to take billie joe up the rear.
Then take a look at any of the artists under my favorite artists- they struggle to reach 10 user reviews...Is it because these indie-boys do not want to waste their time devoting their typing skills, and opinions, on a site that is predominantly used by mainstream, chart leaches?! I sure hope so.
The fact that they are all so narrow minded, it is pathetic beyon any measurable remit.
That is why i intend to review all those who deserve having a good word put in (though i have already written an Anti-green day review (god i hate green day) there is little point writing a review against them, as i will be in a 1:300 ratio of people who will write only 50 words praising a completely **** band)
*sigh*
Jesu! First there were Wikinazi's over at Wikipedia...now there are CNETnazis.
Rediculous, I am trying to write a review, a nice, wordy, un-fanboy-esq review...and when i come to click on the "Submit review" button, i am presented with a rather retarded Error message.
"Ooops!
Don't type all in upper case, it looks like you're shouting
(Check Review)"
What was it that the message was referring to? The words UK and EP were being shouted...well looks rather silly if i type Uk or uK, Ep, eP...well i suppose as long as i dont shout...*sigh* Pathetic
What if i wanted to shout, what if i happened to be reviewing the new Kanye West album and wanted to voice how BLIND EVERYONE IS FOR BUYING HIS ALBUM JUST BECAUSE IT IS IN THE GOOD-DAMN CHARTS...that is just one example
I am from the UK!, today i bought an EP!, I really enjoy SHOUTING!!!!
Rediculous, I am trying to write a review, a nice, wordy, un-fanboy-esq review...and when i come to click on the "Submit review" button, i am presented with a rather retarded Error message.
"Ooops!
Don't type all in upper case, it looks like you're shouting
(Check Review)"
What was it that the message was referring to? The words UK and EP were being shouted...well looks rather silly if i type Uk or uK, Ep, eP...well i suppose as long as i dont shout...*sigh* Pathetic
What if i wanted to shout, what if i happened to be reviewing the new Kanye West album and wanted to voice how BLIND EVERYONE IS FOR BUYING HIS ALBUM JUST BECAUSE IT IS IN THE GOOD-DAMN CHARTS...that is just one example
I am from the UK!, today i bought an EP!, I really enjoy SHOUTING!!!!
Some people just don't have opinions. Like Jebus_01.
Jebus_01 must really love MovieTome and agree with every review we've ever written! What other reason could Jebus_01 possibly have for not rating a single film?
