STOP ASKING FOR GAMES

Oh dear LORD it's thread after thread asking "what game should I get?". No, that's a good day, usually what it is some sort of broken monosyllabic utterance like "wut game iz gud?"

Now that the fatman is on the way there's even more of these threads asking what games they should ask for Christmas.

Stop it, stop asking for games
I don't care, no one cares
All you're doing is showing that you have NO BUSINESS PLAYING GAMES.

You're on a gaming site with literally hundreds of thousands of pieces of literature on games of all sorts. Every single possible game you can think of has some sort of notation here. Go look it up.

Now someone is going to say "well what about my economic status?" Yeah terrific, watch me break this down...

YOU'RE POOR: Since you can't get a game whenever you want don't trust strangers to make the choice for you. Go do the research so you'll get the game you want since you'll be stuck with it for a while.

YOU'RE RICH: It doesn't matter if you like the game or not. Enjoy what you can out of it then go grab another.

Now if you fall in between these two (WHICH EVERYONE DOES) then there is not one single reason to ask for a game.

I've had people personally ask me about games. I have a friend (who will remain nameless so he's not associated with a jerk) who knows my taste and history with certain franchises and companies and asked my advice on some games. He broke down each game with their pros and cons and offered a very intelligent conversation between the games.

That's fine. That's the way it should be done. He didn't just create a thread asking "What games are good?"

Also, back on the threads people make, here's two all time favorites...

"What games are good and don't say Mario" or "What's a good game and no Halo plz"

Do you not want any Mario games because you already have them all and want something different? Do you not like platformers and that's why you said that? Do you just not like THAT kind of platformer?

Same with Halo, do you have it, do you like the genre and just not the franchise or do you hate it altogether?

If you need to ask such vague questions then you have no business gaming. This hobby is not for you. What's more your speed is the library. Lots of books there and you can flip through anything you want before you take it home.

Go do your own research or get out of gaming, stop bothering everyone else with your inability to work your hobby.