Oh, it's terrible. The graphics looks like something out of a dreamcast the story feels like it's written by a 10th grader and the movement speed is awful. And that's what I was having so much fun with. It's almost impossible to not laugh at how terrible this game is.

Yeah I might as well just write a full review since I have so much to talk about.

Because I finally got my hands on Escape from bug island.

I've been dying to make a review of this stinker because it looks so terrible. And terrible games are my little guilty pleasure, not counting disappointingly bad or boring bad.

Anyway, I'll head off now and will have a hands-on impression up soon for everyone that cares, both of you.

WTF?
Yeah, seven year olds and parents who are now sick of playing learning how to read, or jerking the wiimote can now enjoy a nice game of strip poker, eheehee...

I feel like such a overdefending parent writing this but seriously, the Wii features hentai now?

I haven't PLAYED the game so I don't know how far it goes but just that it's there mesmerises me.