Yay. I went to prom yesterday. I had fun, despite learneing that I couldn't dance these new-fangled hip-hop beats. I'm more of a ballroom guy. I did, however, get some nice, hard-core booty dancing in. 
I was driven by my cousin. We had our own Caddilac van. Afterparty... not so much. We went to a club. On the first wall I saw, "Occupancy by more than 75 persons is both dangerous and unlawful."
There were ALOT more than 75 persons. It was "Dangerous and unlawful" times 4
I danced for 5 minutes, decided it was too hot upstairs (really, there were at least 100 people at the top dancing and sweating), and went downstairs, only to have to constantly dodge vomit, as my Ivory rental tuxedo seemed to look like a toilet to many random drunks.
I left for home about 4AM, glad that I had not fallen asleep early, as I heard the most hilarious line from the greatest comedian ever: Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
Mitch: I got in an argument one time, but it sucked cuz I was in a tent. The thing about arguing in a tent is that there's no way to leave that would properly express my anger. What'm I conna do? Slam the flap?
Okay... Maybe I was tired, but the three of us were ROFL'ing.
Anyway, I rejoice. Theredrobin is back.