I was at work, which starts at 7:30 in the morning *dies* and playing solitaire on my laptop. I can't complain about my job because it's awesome, but I was super tired and I kinda fell asleep while still playing.

So then the cards started talking...I was still clicking, and my eyes were open...They do this weird thing where my eyes are open and looking around, but it's like I can't control them so they waver everywhere and the focus is random. It's very trippy.

So I'm sleep-playing solitaire and suddenly the 9 of spades starts yelling at me because the 9 of clubs just took the 8 of hearts. I didn't get to answer because the other 9 told him to stuff it and then a random 2 spoke up saying that the game's about the Aces, and both 9's need to check their egos. Of course they just ignored him, and as their lines got longer, the poor Aces at the top were practically non-exsistent and the game was lost.

This continued until I 'woke up' and almost fell over onto the desk because my eyes were all wobbly. It was an interesting game, but now I always make sure the 9's are kept in line.