You know, the cliche of the futuristic cyborg-person with just the one glowing cybernetic eye? Why would you have just ONE cybernetic eye? Wouldn't that ruin your depth perception? If you have the technology for all that cool body armor and a laser attached to your face, why would you choose to just have ONE cybernetic eye?
Why not get them both replaced so you can see straight? Have you ever seen anyone walking around in sunglasses with just one lens? It doesn't even look cool, it just looks like when you woke up this morning to take over the universe you were in a hurry and forgot to finish putting in all your implants.
Dear Evil Diary:
Ah, what a lovely day. The Terran army is annihilated, the Zygote Consortium is neutralized and the Council of Twelve has been bent to my will. All that remains is to enslave the...what's this? Intruders!
Fools! Do they not know I am the Destroyer of Worlds? Intimidator of the Meek and that I cheat at cards?
Well I have to call up the Battle Guard and destroy these interlopers immediately so there's certainly no time to put in my other cyber-eye. I'll just have to walk around with one today. That'll make it hard to see straight but nobody will dare make fun of me because before the end of the day I will be King of the Universe. I'll just have to remember to put the other one in before the photographer gets here. Wouldn't want anyone to think I'm trying to do some sort of pretentious Michael Jackson iconoclast thing with the one robot eye.
Oh crap, I only attached the one Robo-Crusher hand, too. And it's on backward. I am SUCH a dork. What DID I do with the other one? Perhaps I left it in Princess Lana's chambers after I forced her to marry me and then disintegrated her homeworld anyway. HA! Android chicks are stupid!
I hope Commander Balthor doesn't read this...I think he already knows I plan to dispose of him once my plan for Universal dominion is complete...oh...hello Balthor. Just telling my Evil Diary how indespensible ruthless servants like you usually are...heh heh...